Fuck. Constantly

Fuck, I was gonna use that word 😭
Fuck sorry mate
Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
I have been asked to cut back on my swearing. Instead, I bought a T-shirt that says “The Best Grandmas Say Bad Words.”
It’s incredibly useful.
Fuck yeah
IT’S JUST SO VERSATILE
Fuckin-a man
“That said”
Yes I know it’s technically a phrase. That said, it’s the only thing I can think of on top of my head.
I think I’ve been overusing “presumably”.
Like, bro.
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If this is a humorous comment it’s fucking brilliant
Like. And maybe legit. I legit think I have a problem. Like, you know how it is.
I use way too many “doubt” words: I think, it seems, maybe, probably, idk, right?
Stating things with confidence is hard.
Just pepper in a couple "fuck"s in there somewhere and people will be more confident of your confidence.
Fuck, homie, and absurd.
gay
“though”
I’m cheating because they’re not single words, but my verbal tic fillers are certainly “you know…” and “I don’t know…”
Oh god I say “you know what I mean” constantly, you know what I mean?
Right? When I’m explaining something to a customer or coworker I end every other sentence with it.
“bruh” “dude” “um…”
online its definitely “lol” “lmao”
👀
Recockulous. It’s like ridiculous, but more extreme. I don’t use it that often but the fact it’s not a word, and I use it maybe twice a month. So I think that counts.
I don’t currently have one in the rotation, but several times in the past I’ve started occasionally dropping a random neologism ironically and within a few months it’s just something else I say. After a while it gets retired and the circle of life continues







