Chris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 7 hours agoThe best reason to watch Black or White is to see Kevin Costner get absolutely shit-faced drunk while yelling at his dead daughter’s baby daddy for smoking too much crack.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1imageThe best reason to watch Black or White is to see Kevin Costner get absolutely shit-faced drunk while yelling at his dead daughter’s baby daddy for smoking too much crack.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgChris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 7 hours agomessage-square0fedilink
Chris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 17 hours agoThere’s only one reason to watch Zandalee (1991), and that’s to see Nicolas Cage flip the hell out.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down11
arrow-up15arrow-down1imageThere’s only one reason to watch Zandalee (1991), and that’s to see Nicolas Cage flip the hell out.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgChris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 17 hours agomessage-square0fedilink
Chris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · edit-22 days agoEntangled (2019) is everything I hate about arthouse films.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down12
arrow-up138arrow-down1imageEntangled (2019) is everything I hate about arthouse films.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgChris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · edit-22 days agomessage-square12fedilink
Chris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 1 day agoAs God is my witness, Blow the Man Down (2019) is the best neo-noir film I’ve seen since Drive.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgimagemessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down12
arrow-up15arrow-down1imageAs God is my witness, Blow the Man Down (2019) is the best neo-noir film I’ve seen since Drive.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgChris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 1 day agomessage-square1fedilink
Chris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · edit-22 days agoThe Stranger (2010)—and I have to be very specific because there are many films with that title—stars Steve “Stone Cold” Austin.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1imageThe Stranger (2010)—and I have to be very specific because there are many films with that title—stars Steve “Stone Cold” Austin.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgChris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · edit-22 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Chris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · edit-23 days agoGood golly, Bad Detectives (2021) is so bad I’m just going to admit it—I was fooled.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1imageGood golly, Bad Detectives (2021) is so bad I’m just going to admit it—I was fooled.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgChris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · edit-23 days agomessage-square5fedilink
Chris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · edit-24 days agoMax Cloud (2020) is a martial arts space opera with a video game theme, and I love this movie. I love it so much that after watching it, I immediately bought the Blu-ray.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down14
arrow-up121arrow-down1imageMax Cloud (2020) is a martial arts space opera with a video game theme, and I love this movie. I love it so much that after watching it, I immediately bought the Blu-ray.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgChris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · edit-24 days agomessage-square7fedilink
Chris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · edit-24 days agoI looked at the film poster for Transmutators and thought, “Okay, a mockbuster of Transformers, probably made by The Asylum.” But this isn’t a mockbuster.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down13
arrow-up133arrow-down1imageI looked at the film poster for Transmutators and thought, “Okay, a mockbuster of Transformers, probably made by The Asylum.” But this isn’t a mockbuster.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgChris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · edit-24 days agomessage-square7fedilink
Chris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 3 days agoThere’s lots of romance films made for men.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareThere’s lots of romance films made for men.plus-squareChris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 3 days agomessage-square3fedilink
humiddragonslayer@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 days agoAn extremely biased review of The Beekeeper (2024)plus-squareyoutu.beexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1external-linkAn extremely biased review of The Beekeeper (2024)plus-squareyoutu.behumiddragonslayer@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Chris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · edit-27 days agoI watched Noah’s Shark because the title was so ridiculous I had to check it out.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgimagemessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up155arrow-down10
arrow-up155arrow-down1imageI watched Noah’s Shark because the title was so ridiculous I had to check it out.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgChris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · edit-27 days agomessage-square2fedilink
Chris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 7 days agoI watched Dinosaur Hotel because I am a simple man. Put simply: I like dinosaurs. And I like it when dinosaurs terrorize humans.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgimagemessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down10
arrow-up125arrow-down1imageI watched Dinosaur Hotel because I am a simple man. Put simply: I like dinosaurs. And I like it when dinosaurs terrorize humans.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgChris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 7 days agomessage-square3fedilink
Chris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · edit-23 days agoA Year and Change (2015) is a romantic drama that really connected with me.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down11
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageA Year and Change (2015) is a romantic drama that really connected with me.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgChris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · edit-23 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Chris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 8 days agoYoung & Beautiful (2013) is a French drama about a teenage girl who, after losing her virginity, decides to become a prostitute. And that’s pretty much it.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgimagemessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down11
arrow-up110arrow-down1imageYoung & Beautiful (2013) is a French drama about a teenage girl who, after losing her virginity, decides to become a prostitute. And that’s pretty much it.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgChris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 8 days agomessage-square2fedilink
Chris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 8 days agoHannibal Rising, released in 2007, is terrible. Horrible. Awful. Where do I even start?plus-squareatomicpoet.orgimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down12
arrow-up118arrow-down1imageHannibal Rising, released in 2007, is terrible. Horrible. Awful. Where do I even start?plus-squareatomicpoet.orgChris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 8 days agomessage-square5fedilink
Chris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 9 days agoFreeway (1996) is one of the darkest but also funniest films I’ve ever seen, and it’s the movie that made Reese Witherspoon a star.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgimagemessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down11
arrow-up113arrow-down1imageFreeway (1996) is one of the darkest but also funniest films I’ve ever seen, and it’s the movie that made Reese Witherspoon a star.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgChris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 9 days agomessage-square3fedilink
Chris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 9 days agoThor: God of Thunder is a 2022 mockbuster produced by The Asylum.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down10
arrow-up119arrow-down1imageThor: God of Thunder is a 2022 mockbuster produced by The Asylum.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgChris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 9 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Chris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 10 days agoTwo Lovers (2008), starring Joaquin Phoenix, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Vanessa Shaw, was a brutal watch for me—so difficult I had a hard time getting through its 110 minutes.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgimagemessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down11
arrow-up115arrow-down1imageTwo Lovers (2008), starring Joaquin Phoenix, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Vanessa Shaw, was a brutal watch for me—so difficult I had a hard time getting through its 110 minutes.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgChris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 10 days agomessage-square1fedilink
Chris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 10 days agoWhen I started The Disappearance of Alice Creed (2009), I thought it was going to be a paint-by-numbers hostage film.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgimagemessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1imageWhen I started The Disappearance of Alice Creed (2009), I thought it was going to be a paint-by-numbers hostage film.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgChris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · 10 days agomessage-square2fedilink
Chris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · edit-210 days agoAstro Loco, released in 2021, is a strange experience.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgimagemessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
arrow-up115arrow-down1imageAstro Loco, released in 2021, is a strange experience.plus-squareatomicpoet.orgChris Trottier@atomicpoet.org · edit-210 days agomessage-square3fedilink
