There was a dude on the train the other day standing near the door. He had a satchel bag in front of his body when some sort of amber liquid started to pool around the floor.
I could’ve said something but we just had a lunatic on and I would’ve had to shout YOUR LEAKING because he had ear buds in and I didn’t want to embarrass him because I didn’t know what kinda system he had down there. Pointing wasn’t an option because he was staring at the roof.
Then he swapped doors, looked down, felt around in his bag and pulled an empty keep cup out. I was relieved. He was not. By this time that trail has made its way down the carriage.
So guys if there is some wisdom I could pass on to you is this - don’t put all your faith in a keep cup in your bag. They will eventually let you down.
I like my keep cup for tequila so it becomes a sippy cup then I don’t spill any when gettin loose.
I drink Pure Blondes because they’re slim and I can fit one in each pocket.
Back down da beach. Tonight’s wave:

Glittery! Like our Spud’s nail polish.
That’s a good wave
what does she gaze upon? What wonders do her cat eyes see?


You’re probably one of very few that has managed to get kitties to use the scratching post. Thing is shredded lol. All my old ones just used the corner of the couch WHEN THE POST WAS RIGHT NEXT TO IT.
Alfie loves his - it’s right by the door, so he runs to it whenever we get home and stretches up high on it so we can give him good scritchies and head kisses. It’s very sweet.
Thats actually like the fifth iteration. I rebuilt that cat tree with cypress from a standard cardboard one years ago, and i regularly have to redo the sisal. Great height for them to just straight up hang
Bill is a good boy too 👍
I’ve replaced the rope on mine, of course they also go the couch as well 😾
The legs 🤭
Le octopuss
Receiving instructions from the mothership. No we don’t want to know what those instructions were.
actually she was staring straight at Sammy in the bowl
…yes he was doing what he is renowned for.
Anyone need anything from Costco?
A large mojito please.
Soz, a margarita fell into my cart instead, plz accept

1 beef rump and a pallet of loo paper. Willing to pay extra for delivery.
Such choices, my friend (influenced by my current listening of the Dracula audio book)…

No need for the extra charges, my friend.
Can attest that the toilet paper is very soft on the nether regions.
I don’t know, have never been there
But it’s so fun!
A shoebox of blueberries pls.

Got lost in translation, soz, plz accept
X
The biggest Christmas decoration you can find please.
How about a 4.58m tree?

That is awesome, thank you. 😊
A bag of milk powder would be great, thanks.
Get ripped, girl.

That’s only part of the milk. What have they done with all the rest?
My week off has not gone to plan, thank’s to this pesky cold I was gifted with. I haven’t been too sick, but haven’t had the energy (or breathing capacity) to get much done. So I’ve mostly been sitting on the couch doing nothing much, and instead of having the gardening etc. I was planning on doing finished I have achieved nothing and have a pile of chores that have built up that I need to get on top of.
but you looked after yourself and that is super important 🫂
Sneaking a small steak before Boyo gets home. Feels a bit mean, but i’m not the one banned from hot chewable things.
My body clock got me sleeping in til 6am now lol
Also, I believe Bottom Racer had a bogong moth infestation recently? Well I’ve been seeing HEAPS on my balcony. Like, not a colony, but at least 10 per day have been fluttering around and then dipping. The weather must be good for them to get down with each other lol
Yay for sleep! Haven’t seen any giant moths, but plenty of tiny ones, and those annoying pot plant gnat things.
I’ve only seen odd ones here and there, but I’ve been reporting the sightings to the moth tracker (melb zoo) website. Apparently they want to know if you see them and you send a picture you took. So I’ve been taking pics of moths. It’s kinda fun. For me anyway.

so here’s ramen story
the broth was cooked 2 days ago, chicken carcasses were boiled for six hours then blended, bones and all, then strained. Fish bouillon cubes were added
it was too much
today is a fuckin’ GREAT day to blast best of Blue Oyster Cult jsyk
So since I had such good results with meal shakes before I have bought a vegan one. Let’s see how it works out. 🤞
What vegan one? My weight loss has plateau’d and I’d like to shift another 8kg in the next six months.
I went with Orgain meal replacement
super expensive but I think it will be worth it
Looks good but too rich for my tastes.
It’s a meal replacement, not a supplement. So you don’t have to shop for and make dinners. It comes out to about $5 a day .
I see that. $5 is more expensive than my dinners. It looks a good product that’s not for me. Thanks for sharing. X
Had some rather nasty glass in the rear bike tyre on the ride in this morning. Time to call the bike shop and get Marathons put on
New fridge installed. I’m celebrating now. Cheers 🍻
Fabulous news. Just in time for you to have a chill weekend.
🍺 Cheers!
Cheers Witcho 🍻
Yay.
Cheers! May it provide you many years of cold drinks!
Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋Croissant & onion jam please chef.
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Thanks chef.
Lemon curd tart please
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Thank you
Inspired by witchy, but a little twist. Can I get a caramelized onion and cheese pide?
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I’ve been putting away my grocery delivery and now have an alarming quantity of nuts to mix together. That’s what happens when you buy bulk packs for value but don’t like any of the pre-made mixes so buy individual bags of each nut type. I just counted and there is 3.5 kilos there!
As well as the groceries I’ve had a fruit & veg box delivered, plus egg powder and chicken stock, and there is dog food delivery coming overnight. I think I’m well and truly set for a while now.
Sing with me, DT Thread!!
Aaaaand IiiIIIIIeeIIIiii HAAAaaaaATE AI POOOOOOsssstttEEEEEEEErs!












