YESSSS IM IN COUNT ME IN ADD ME TO THE MAILING LIST PLEASE

Taste whether it’s a fart or a shart iirc

Edit: as with most biology, this function is never 100%

Who the fuck am I? What am I doing? What’s going on?

Casually slips into Babylon 5

Who are you?
What do you want?
Why are you here?
Where are you going?
Do you have anything worth living for?

I have seared into my memory of the skier who got caught on the fence,

It was grotesque, it’s so fucking dangerous.

Beware, the mozzies are out in force today 😭 my A+ blood is giving them life and babies, I’m sorry 💀

You’re gonna be cooked mate 😂

Please why am I awake

I got asked in my elevator the other day “how long have you been here?” I replied “I moved to the building almost 6 years ago”.

They said: “no I mean in Australia”.

“…I was born here.”

I’m the whitest femme, so, so very white, almost entirely German, French, and English. I thought I sounded Australian. Now I’m questioning my accent.

Danke schön!!! 🙌💜🙌

One giant cappuccino and the willpower to keep calm and carry on, please 🙏

Present

Too right! Lynx makes everything worse!!

I don’t even want to think about the nasal hellscape that is 💀

If they don’t address it tomorrow, I’m writing to my hsr

I’d rather smell natural b.o than the artificial shit in a can called lynx

Someone at work sprayed lynx on themselves while on the floor. Several of us had to run to the loo to chuck.

Should be an illegal substance, like it should be classed as a war crime under the Geneva Convention.

Partner was paid today, we are okay. I am just extremely angry at the system jobseekers are forced into, where government help to gain and keep jobs is null in the face of it outsourcing to private job providers whose goal is to drain money from the government.

I’ll also be paid Thursday, the puss has plenty of preemo food and treats. Rent and bills are paid.

I’m very, very angry

Okay that made me spit 😂😂😂😂

They said I can buy clothes from Kmart or Target and they’ll reimburse up to $150. So I bought almost $98 worth. It’s been a month since I sent them a receipt, hence my email today (not allowed phones on us at work, only breaks, not enough time to get through to them). Implied it would be paid through Services Australia, then asked for my bank details 💀 I fare evaded to get in today, because I have 0.04c in my account, and that’s what prompted me to send a stern email. They remotely topped up my Myki with $50 and said reimbursement would process today.

I’ll be writing to my MP tbh

Edit: sorry to address the donations you do, yes they will go to where they are needed. I didn’t access that service, this is my job provider through Workforce Australia.

I survived another full day. Somehow.

My job provider finally got back to me and topped my Myki up, but still no reimbursement for $100 for the clothes I bought.

Get it together guys jesus