Just the two of us.

I’d call it a fuckin bargain even

And uhh, if you need fake references I’m happy to make something up. I’ve worked in a few warehouses. on time, turns up, doesn’t complain. When asked for a fault I usually say they eat meat which no interviewer wants to touch for a simple job.

I just found out that an old friend who went homeless died recently at 41. I knew him when he was about 23. Great welder. Tried to sleep with me a few times which was kinda flattering, he was a gentleman about it. RIP Benny.

Porridge for brecky.

Seitan salad roll for lunch.

Apricot tofu (like chicken) w/ Vietnamese chilli oil that I make.

Banana, nuts and dark choc snacks.

I got a big bag of creatine in Springy if you need some.

The berocca is mainly for vitamin B’s to make your wee yellow.

The creatine is what they use to test if the sample is too water-ey.

3 week break. 48 hours of heavy water consumption and ~4g/day creatine prior to test. Vitamin B the night before. Bob’s your uncle.

I’ve know a few homesless guys and some of them are straight up unable to function as a regular member of society. Lovely people with good hearts but cannot handle a regular day to day life. Kind of you to reach out to him.

Months? Three weeks and a shitload of water a berocca and some creatine the night before.

Pass a wee test?

That sucks homie. Twice my mother has agreed to help me get into a place only to turn around and withdraw the offer.

$33/hr for my local garbos. Basic heavy rigid drivers pay. JWM waste management I think.

☕️🍞 edit: 🧈🧇 Sorry for the dry toast.

Assuming your parents names aren’t going on the title and it’s purely yours just agree agree agree then change the locks and let them use the spare room like you were always planning?

Porridge. x e: pls.

I’m an only child, a people pleaser and shifty so your theories might be bunk.

Dahl.

I meal prepped shepard’s pies in my new IKEA glass tupperware. I’m having my first one, bake in the dish with mash on top. It’s really tasty. Maggi Gravy mix and Worcestershire sauce flavours.

There’s hundreds of places selling it. Six!?

Those vajayjays sure seem to give some owners trouble. Best wishes for your pelvic comfort.