Avo on toast with bacon & a poached egg please chef.

About a 8 on average I reckon. But it’s patchy. Sometimes I feel about 15 1/2, others about 3.

This absolutely sums up my day. Only there’s no paw from above.

trapped

No. Just chopped spud & carrot & broccolini done in the microwave cos cbf. Atm cabbages are pretty shit, so I don’t bother with slaw as such rn. Might add some grated pink lady to the hot veg to crisp things up a bit.

Dins tonight. I have a choice between a pork fillet (I usually do it as mini steaks) or a packet of Aldi’s banh mi flavoured sossiges (haven’t had them before). Plus the usual veg. Any suggestions?

Dry bikkies, dried apricots and a dry martini please chef.

A woman of good taste.

Fast moving storms approaching from the north. If planning on going out, check the radar.

Second gingernuts. When dunked, I looove the chewy texture and the ginger hit.

Guess we’ll just have to wait and see. I hope all is well, and that Melba is just taking a holiday from us lunatics.

Another DTer has reached out with no response - that was a few weeks ago. Can’t recall the name offhand. No word since then.

Another aftershock I reckon. Make a list of all the good things happening right now. And EAT SOMETHING! Amazing how much more grounded one feels with a peanut butter & jam sammo on board. Or whatever. Something calorie rich and enough real nutrition that you need not feel guilty about it. And how much of that incipient guilt was due to external factors that no longer apply?

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about recovery, it’s that the necktop processing unit can be convinced fairly easily, but it takes a LOT longer to convince the gut level reactor. So make it easy for the gut level reactor to join the party.

This is not a time to worry about minor consequences that can be corrected later. Imo it’s more important to feed the whole woman. And if that involves chocolate, it’s still all good.

Cab voucher. Or whatever the Uber information is nowadays. I presume you and your husband will be celebrating the wedding properly? ^{(🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻)} Maybe an emergency bottle of tabasco sauce for your husband (just in case).

Aww.

PSA still valid imo.

PSA: IMPORTANT. Activate your survival plans IMMEDIATELY! Civilisation is on the brink of imminent collapse.

So I went to Colesworth instead. They didn’t have many left either. What is the world coming to?

Gorgeous! The Michelangelo of nails.

Thanks chef!

Chip butty and tea please luv.

🍺 Cheers!