(I’m a lesbian)

I would absolutely pay 15 bucks for that cake.
The date says 2012. It would be considerably more now.
It’s probably gone bad by now.
I have a friend that uses this picture all the time. So much so that someone made the exact cake for him once.
fake: OP is not a frog in a suit
gay: OP did girl kissing

Vicarious joy. You forget it exists and you stew in this seething envy of other people’s happiness and then you remember your training. Where have you been all my life, friend? To be happy not in spite of other people’s happiness but because of it? What magic!
Until you forget again.

I sometimes wish I were young again. The thrill of experiencing new things which are important at the time, but either becomes normal or less important over time.
Congrats on the kiss. I’m sure you’ll get plenty more!
I don’t know about that whole “normal or less important over time” thing. I’ve been kissing the same woman for nearly 40 years now. It’s still a thrill and I do it as often as she will stand still long enough.
Now go back and kiss her again and again!

This is beautiful, thank you so much 😂
But did you like it, Katy?
Yeah, but I was the one wearing cherry chapstick
Well I hope her boyfriend doesn’t mind it.
Did it feel so wrong? Did it feel so right? Does this mean you’re in love to-night?
This reminds me of the karaoke song Galatax sings with Gillian in ultramegatron team go.
I heard chapstick was a reference to clitoris.
I don’t buy it. Swift has some passion in her lyrics, but she’s about as edgy and nuanced as a river rock.
Katy Perry, actually. And I don’t think she writes her own lyrics.
Oh damn, you right. I wrote that when I was most of the way asleep last night.
and you liked it?
The taste of her cherry chapstick?
He just wanted to try it.
you totally kissed and told… also how steamy was this kiss? we need details
It was so unbelievably steamy. She had pulled me onto the dance floor at the lesbian bar we were at, and she asked me to try to maintain eye contact with her without looking away until she broke the eye contact herself (I’m autistic and generally intimidated by beautiful women, so I guess she had noticed that I struggle to look her in the eyes for very long), and she held my gaze for what felt like forever before she pulled me in close to praise me for my eye contact and then she just fully started making out with me, so much so that she pulled me into a corner of the club to get out of everyone’s way 🫠
Oh hell yeah! I love a good high energy lesbian bar
Youre a lesbian? I thought you were american…
Dual citizenship
Perfect comeback. ;-)
it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that “lesbian” and “lebanese” were two different words with different meanings
Hahaha, im actually referencing an old vine where a big sister tells her little brother shes a lesbian (either as a joke or serious idk) and he replies “youre a lesbian? I thought you were american”
Congrats girl!

It’s only logical to kiss other gals. This lesbian is cheering for you. 🥰
My autistic ass is very affirmed by this comment 🥰
You go girl! And remember:

Linoone
Gengar
Bidoof
Torterra
Quagsire
Incineroar
Absol
Plusie
Lickitung
Gardevoir
Banette
Thievul
Heck yeah! Congestions. May many more be in your future
So many congestions to all involved.
Wait did you turned into a frog
Yeah, the curse works the opposite way for princesses as it does for princes 😮💨












