Kolobok?

That’s the worst Blow Job machine I’ve ever seen!!!

My wife isn’t going to ‘let’ me play… she is going to play WITH me!!!

Lemme guess though that weed will still get you fired

I only date Skooma Whores

Did you loot for Steel, Circuitry, Gears, and Oil?

Yep. And cocaine!

That’s right! Companies based in Canada better move to the US or face… deportation???

Still, I’m begrudgingly impressed that someone working directly for Hegseth has the technical wherewithal to put together a database.

The kids are all right.

Wow, that was really good!

Same! It’s on the tip of my tongue… or brain as it were

The cat is saying, ‘You belong to me now. You’re welcome.’

If this is true for you, then you really suck at being a white guy.

He doesn’t care. He’s just into the gay stuff.

Is this what we are calling the President now?

It makes young people all look like they are well into their 40’s

Wow. Cocaine really is bad for you, huh?

Narrator: It wasn’t

Did… did you interview the intern or where they assigned to you?