one of these things is not like the other

Hey look at us! A country that can’t manage to recruit anyone into our government who hasn’t committed a sex crime.

Lemme guess though that weed will still get you fired

are they in that much of a hurry to hire?

Googly Eyed CHUDs have unique hiring rules.

LMAO they do this but won’t hire you for the strangest, normal things unless you are their prostitute. Down terrible and not surprising.

Hey, if the boss can do it, why can’t the rest of the agents?

Bestiality should be an automatic disqualification for continuing to breathe.