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Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days ago

Kelly - Hiding in Plane Sight

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Kelly - Hiding in Plane Sight

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Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days ago
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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I had to google what this one was about. Boomers are literally scared about a pilot being a puppygirl and not like a drunk who rolls the plane.

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      They can relate to an angry drunk, but not a happy person

      • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.netOP
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        Puritanism, noun. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, might be happy. ( - Ambrose Bierce)

        • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          data-laughing

      • 9to5 [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        but im a happy drunk :3

        • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          Same

          I get very huggy

      • TUMBLE_BUS [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Like furries can’t also be angry alcoholics

        • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          I’m sure there could be one

          But I never met one

          • TUMBLE_BUS [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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            That one cat girl from when the All Gas No Breaks sex pest guy went to the Furry convention?

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              • TUMBLE_BUS [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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                CW; discussion of sexually explicate stuff

                spoiler

                Channel 6, formally All Gas No Brakes, is a YT channel that goes to weird conventions and shit. The host turned out to be a sex pest. They went to Furry convention and there was some cat girl who seemed high out of her mind and pretty clearly less a furry and more someone with a humiliation kink cuz she kept talking about letting people treat her like a cat and making her eat food off the floor.

                Here’s the video if you wanna watch

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                  Sometimes i’m glad I dont know everything

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                  CW: me trying to explain kink to hexbear

                  humiliation kink cuz she kept talking about letting people treat her like a cat and making her eat food off the floor

                  That kind of stuff is usually much less about humiliation than about getting freed of all adult responsibilities and turning into a carefree, adored pet for a few hours. I mean, i know a bunch of petplayers who are also into humiliation, but even with them i find that humiliation is often not the point when they want to get into petspace.

                  Also it’s fucking gross to film her while she’s high like that, people in that state can’t meaningfully consent to being shown off to the general public like this. I want to take a shower for being privy to her getting exposed like that.

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                  I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

                  • yewtu.be
                  • inv.nadeko.net
                  • yt.artemislena.eu
                  • piped.video
    • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.netOP
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      This was news to me, too, but I’m glad Kelly brought it to our attention:

      To bolster his point, [Tuberville] later posted a viral audio clip of airline pilots at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport meowing and barking at each other over the radio, though there is no evidence that the pilots in question were furries; the video was possibly a reference to a joke in the 2001 movie Super Troopers.

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        lol meowing on frequency has been a thing since I can remember

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      “Congratulations! That puppygirl was your pilot.”

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        I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

        • yewtu.be
        • inv.nadeko.net
        • yt.artemislena.eu
        • piped.video
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    From the iFunny depths:

    Tweet by barro, @averycutedog: you should feel safe on planes, not because the crew and pilots are experts but because everyone who works on aviation wants to fuck these things and every plane that crashes is a wife that dies

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    As long as they’re not yiffing in the cockpit I don’t see how it’s my business.

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      As a worker’s rights advocate, I believe every pilot should be allowed one hour of fucking and sucking per shift.

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    I chose to believe that the pilots have sicko-jpeg faces underneath their fursuits.

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      Yes… Ha ha ha… YES!

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    We’re everywhere. Most just don’t know it.

    This is also how I found out we don’t have a furry emoji. Or at least not one under the rudimentary keyword searches I did.

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      doggirl-sweat catgirl-huh

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    OwO *notices your twin towers.

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    lol wut

  • chgxvjh [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    The comments are pretty funny. All the furries got their own sickos https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/01a10ccb-a03c-7521-a8ac-6d13c44f7692

  • Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Missed opportunity to have a gremlin sicko looking in from the wing.

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    What would be the name of this airline? Asking for a friend >.<

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