quote tweto https://x.com/CantEverDie/status/2106435915686252977
when you are totally going to win so you offer cash
the dems should promise that if they win a veto proof control of congress, they will give us all $5,001.
like even as a bit, it would be funny to start a bidding war lmao.
Let the bidding wars begin!
It has been VERY annoying seeing libs react to this
you’re not supposed to offer voters money like that!muh muh muh decorum! You have to promise that money through winks and nudges and a 0.17% decrease in taxes on small business owners!
Guys, why don’t you believe him? He’s only promising to give away a trillion dollars. Pocket change!
Wow thats crazy he totally has never promised this before


The 18th Brumaire everyone. Written 1852

I look forward to singing those checks!
I’m sure you’ve got your trusty Sharpie at the ready!
show me the idiot that thinks Trump will individually sign 270 million checks (and then give me his check)
at one signature per second, no stopping to eat or sleep, it would take almost nine years
:autopen-shining:
‘fun’ part is this might work

what if there is electoral deadlock
Then the prediction markets take twice as much money because they take both sides.
obligatory

bondmarket unimpressed

me when i lie:

Didn’t he already promise thousands from tariff return checks and DOGE checks?
I think it’s still a bribe even if you’re lying, Mr. president
Money up front, ho
I’ll admit when he first made this pledge a couple weeks ago, I underestimated Americans and assumed they’d fall for it, at least enough of them to boost his candidates in the polls or give the dems the excuse they’re desperately looking for so they can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
And while the libs on cue responded in the worst way possible (sounding like Bush era republicans), turns out his polling went down afterword, guess even his own supporters don’t believe him anymore




















