oh shit i can’t believe i actually slipped and fell into your car

it’s a good thing that spark plug i was holding broke my fall
“Wait those things don’t HAVE spark pl”
“ohhhhhhhhhhhh”
still woosh over here
Spark plugs are suuuuuper good at shattering windows due to ceramic!
oh okay lol
Ha, I have already portrayed you as a wojack and my truck as a chad (not pictured)
i thought this was about kim jong un at first
Thought this was about Elton John.
i thought it was about the 1954 comedy sci-fi film co-written by Lenny Bruce
same and then i was like “wait but that’s a tesla truck lmao”
That’s much more of a 2017-2018 chronically online thing.
It’s so weird how that car always smells like piss.
Fash think virtue signaling will save them when it’s bash time?
coward, make the sticker bigger
Exploding rocket man bad.











