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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

Pumped up kirks

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Pumped up kirks

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    chefs-kiss I just wish this was 1870 so she would wheel his corpse from saloon to saloon charging a nickel to look at it. Let me take a souvenir photo with the Utah Kid, the most ironic gun in the west.

  • FunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    A man dies two deaths: the last time his heart beats, and the last time his face graces the shoes on his wife’s feet.

  • TavMac [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I saw Hasan Piker’s latest interview, and he got so much pushback about Charlie Kirk.

    “But, why did you sing the song…” “You can see how singing the song though…”

    And while I understand this is a what-aboutism-like answer, I wish he could have just replied, Have you seen what Erika has been doing?

    • WHATABOUTISM_DETECTOR [it/its]@hexbear.netB
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      Whataboutism? What about deez nuts?

  • QuillQuote [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Excellent title for this one ahahaha bravo

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Stolen tho

      • Owl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Reappropriated.

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Maybe the image is just over-exposed so it’s hard to see, but if that red glob coming from the neck area is intentional congratulations

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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      He’s holding a MAGA hat I think

      • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        I thought he was supposed to be trying to dunk lol

      • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Ah, that makes way more sense. Still, pretty disappointed in their lack of porky-happy instinct/commitment

    • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      the best way to do it would be to make the area near the shoelace hole his neck and have special shoelaces with one red end that hangs out

      • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        hahaha That would sell so much

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    You stepped on my Kirks you sob, I’m gonna kick your ass!

    • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      My fresh Kirks got scuffed oooaaaaaaauhhh

      • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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        Imagine if she stepped on a ketchup packet

        • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          proven-wrong-1

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    Kirkenstocks

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    lots of things go viral. like a clip of a someone cry-barfing in a car

  • Dialectical Idealist@lemmygrad.ml
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    Honestly, I think Kirk’s wife using his death for personal gain is what Kirk would have wanted.

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    Erica hæfþ cwice hand Lōciende ymbe rūm, nile tellan þē his ræd

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      I’m so sorry but I thought you were the pleroma þ comrade gone off the deep end

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