• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    My prediction…

    The judge said [impression voice] The president does not have the authority to knock it down. Well - he’s wrong. I’m the president and I’m knocking it down. We put the big fences up. Lotsa fences. You’re not getting near what should have been called the Trump Center unless you’re there to knock it down. Protest? Fine. Protest in the protest zone. It’s acouplea miles way for safety. This is important. If you get in the way even stand near the fences yelling with a sign - you’ll get arrested, the FBI will investigate you, the DOJ will charge you and you’ll go to jail. I don’t know the charge. But treason - maybe.

    • deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      I wrote this whole parody in response about how he was elected to drain the swamp using hand gesture emojis. But I realized that he doesn’t use his hands as much when speaking any more. Probably because they’re all fucked up looking. Anyway, 🤚 sad 🖐️

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        But I realized that he doesn’t use his hands as much when speaking any more.

        !!!

        That’s right. Accordion hands are no more? It is sad. Very, very sad. Now that I’m thinking about it - I wonder when he stopped. A year ago? And he probably did stop because he’s so self conscious about his hands. In any case - the libs will be so angry and crestfallen when he starts knocking it down. But that’s illegal! The judge said… You’d think they’d learn that Trump can’t do X stopped being true a long, long time ago. But they never can allow themselves to accept it.

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    I really hope he bulldozes it, liberals should be emotionally punished every time they insist on wasting cultural bandwidth on Hamilton-esque civil religious Americana bullshit

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      liberals should be emotionally punished every time they insist on wasting cultural bandwidth on Hamilton-esque civil religious Americana bullshit

      nicholson-yes