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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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  • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io
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    Go Nancy!

    “I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.” Groucho Marx.

  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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    GRoSS

  • almost1337@lemmy.zip
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    Is it just me or is there neither a way to get to the door nor a way to get the door open?

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    1. Say no to Nancy
    2. Nancy cuts down the tree in their parents yard.
    3. Nancy tells the parents she did it because “they wouldn’t let her join their club”

    I see no way this turns out well for Nancy.

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      Nancy has an axe and the will to use it. Everything ends up good for Nancy?

    • rbos@lemmy.ca
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      TREE LAW

    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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      1. Go collect the agreed payment for your lumberjack service.

      Next episode, Nancy isnt allowed to paint a fence.

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      1. Sluggo dies from the fall
  • FreeLikeGNU@lemmy.world
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    She was accepted because she knew what was needed to remove the large branch blocking the door.

  • dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
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    Is this supposed to be funny? Violently threatening you way into a safe space?

    Very problematic. What if a person that got threatened by an Axe wielding little girl sees this and has a nervous breakdown? Really inconsiderate.

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
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      You forgot the /s

      … Right?

      • dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
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        More cynicism I think. And in my opinion it was exaggerated enough to not need that signifier.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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      Removed by mod

      • whaleross@lemmy.world
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        This just in! User with the most contrived edgy username is unable to read a tongue in cheek post without canned laughter. Nobody is shocked by neither.

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          Honestly if people are going to use unmarked sarcasm, jokes or satire on the internet they should expect unexpected reactions.

          The internet is a place for rational and intelligent conversations.

          • whaleross@lemmy.world
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            If you say so, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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              Thanks for this conversation whaleross today has been a good day.

      • dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
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        Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

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    I love Nancy. She doesn’t take anyone’s shit.

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    WELL?

    • adarza@lemmy.ca
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      that’s a deep subject.

      • egrets@lemmy.world
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        You wouldn’t want the comments to be watered down, surely?

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        🤭 good one.

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    • EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app
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      Which male-only group are you talking about that was banned?

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      Removed by mod

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