Flamin’ hot post
who is eve barlow? is this an eve fartlow parody account?
Do you condemn Doritos?
When I was in high school, I had a friend of mine crush up one of these and snort it in exchange for me doing his summer AP assignments
That is all
What kind of a deal is that? I’ll chemical weapon my nose if you do my homework??
I was 17 and stupid. This is how the convo went though
“Insert deadname here can you do my summer homework?”
“Sure.”
“Damn you’re not even gonna ask for anything?”
“Okay fine, break up that chip and snort it.”
Another person in the friend group had to snort kosher salt for the exact same reason
Ah youth
One time at karaoke I did a shot of tabasco when some texan dude dared me to as a joke. Looked him dead in the eye and downed it without flinching. I drank for free for the rest of the night.
that morning dump must have been awful
I’m sure it was but I have no memory of it.
“Why’d you finish off the Doritos?”
“There was a Hamas base at the bottom of the bag”
Amber.
Takis up your game
takis are better
