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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前

We're thinking Urethra or Diphteria if it's a girl

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We're thinking Urethra or Diphteria if it's a girl

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前
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    My friend names all her d&d characters after parts of the vulva, and it works shockingly well. Just name a man Vas Deferens

  • DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world
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    For the ladies, I always thought Urine (Youreeen) was a beautiful name

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      Ive always liked Chlamydia…

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    I like Battery. Batt for short.

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    1 天前

    Legendary race car driver…

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Never did find a cure 😞

  • Snapz@lemmy.world
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    1 天前

    May i add…

    Fridge

    Crunch

    Jeff

    Murderer

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Don’t forget:

      Building-Inspector
      Comptroller
      Spün
      Pissbaby
      Stretch
      Slick
      Vice-Mayor
      Penis
      Boil-on-my-Ass

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Fridgecrunch Jeffmurderer is my favorite underused Marvel villain

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    1 天前

    No optimus prime or megatron 🥀

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    1 天前

    Honk is a stronk name. Almost as stonk as Grong

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    2 天前

    Glute

    “My name is Gluteous Maximus, commander of the Asses of the North, General of the Sphincter Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Analius.”

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      1 天前

      of the New Fartington Asses?

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Asses of the North

      You mean the right wing demagogues on the ascendancy in Nordic countries including my native Denmark?

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        1 天前

        Is it true that if you’re single on your 25th birthday, your friends and family will throw cinnamon on you?

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          It’s one of our weirder traditions, yeah, but some of us choose not to do it. I personally had a standing agreement with all my friends, relatives, and neighbors that I’d not participate in doing it to them and they’d not do it to me 😁

          They do the same with pepper at 30 btw

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            So its true. I thought it was rumor.

            • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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              Nope, totally true. It’s one of our many bizarre traditions that most people don’t know WHY we do 🤷🏻

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                This is what I found upon looking up.

                The Danish tradition of covering a 25-year-old in cinnamon (and a 30-year-old in pepper) if they’re still unmarried traces back to the 15th–16th century pebersvend — a wandering spice merchant whose itinerant trade kept him from settling down and marrying. The cinnamon-specific custom is much younger: the earliest documented cases come from the 1960s in Northern Jutland, with the folk explanation that friends simply didn’t want to wait five more years before “spicing up” their single peer, and cinnamon was a gentler substitute for pepper. It spread nationally by the 1980s and remains strongest in Jutland and Fyn. In practice, friends surprise the birthday person, tie them to a tree or lamppost, wet them down, and shower them in spice — a playful, consensual ritual rather than a law, though popularly dubbed the “Age 25 Rule.” The 25-year-old earns the title kanelsvend (or kanelmø for women); at 30, pebersvend (or pebermø).

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      “He has a wife, you know…”

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    Introducing my newborn son “This is baby Ham Dyson”

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    2 天前

    I still say Randolph Mantooth is the most masculine name.

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      it’s hardly as manly as Leslie Venalohn

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    BLAST HARDCHEESE!

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      2 天前

      Buff Drinklots
      Slab Squatthrust
      Stump Chunkman
      Big McLarge Huge
      Bob Johnson

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        When I was learning Python, I coded a Space Mutiny Name Generator. Here, let me run a few:

        Hack Slugmeal

        Brick Vanderchest

        Rip Fistnozzle

        Stan Beefhead

        Hack Squatchest

        Beat Manknob

        Hunk Hardhandle

        Hack Hardnugget

        Wedge Rockmeat

        Beat Bonehat

        Slam Headnugget

        Stan Toughnozzle

        Hack McLargebody

        Hack Bulkcheese

        Big Grindhuge

        Dirk Squatpound

        Crud Steaknugget

        Hunk Rockface

        Slam Fisthandle

        Big Hardback

        Chunk Slamface

        Rip Manthrust

        Beat Headmeat

        ^CAAAAAAAAAAH! gets out calmly

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          >Beat Manknob
          you’re not the boss of me, magic CLI. I’m still gonna do it, but you’re not my boss.

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            Okay so an earlier version of this script…you can tell what it is, it’s a firstname, prefix, suffix generator. As an in-joke to the show I programmed in “Bob” “Johnson” and “Oh Wait” as the zeroth entry in the lists. It would occasionally pick up the parts in normal entries though, so my favorite one it printed was Slam Johnsonmeat which…please don’t.

            I wrote this thing at least ten years ago and I’ve been laughing at it ever since.

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        Big McLargehuge might be my favorite.

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        Pete Nutall

        Rod Hardson

        Jim Dick

        Dick Batter

        Greg ‘Stiffy’ Hunt

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      He has an account here on Lemmy somewhere.

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    Glute Honk

    Or, as I call it, sexual harassment

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      Or battery, perchance?

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    GROND!

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      BORT will always be a classic.

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    Reminded me of this oldie but goldie list

    Dick Pound!

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    Drano Battery is good enough.

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