thelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · 6 days agoElon the Chess "expert" is losing to a twitter internhexbear.netimagemessage-square47linkfedilinkarrow-up1144arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1144arrow-down1imageElon the Chess "expert" is losing to a twitter internhexbear.netthelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · 6 days agomessage-square47linkfedilinkfile-text
Richest man in the world keep trying and failing to get people to like him by being terminally online Tweto https://x.com/esjesjesj/status/2095957021644222969
minus-squarecomrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up51·6 days agoi want him to die a painful and embarrassing death
minus-squaremiz [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·6 days agois there a way he could die over and over again
minus-squareSexUnderSocialism [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·6 days agoWe may have to ask Respected Comrade Kim if he can teach us the art of Juche necromancy.
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·6 days agoStop his heart, let him sit for a minute, resuscitate him, then repeat until his heart explodes
minus-squaregoferking (he/him)linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·6 days agoI can safely say for just about everyone, elons heart simply stopping is no where enough suffering. Even if it’s a series of stops and starts
minus-squareCloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·6 days agoHey Grok, how do you give locked in syndrome to a whiny South African man in his 50’s, with the goal of letting him live to be 110?
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·6 days agoLathe suggestion: Dick torn apart by a sex doll
minus-squareuserse31 [it/its, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·6 days agoInflate his genitals until they burst.
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·6 days agoHonestly, it’s hard to beat the classics
minus-squarechgxvjh [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-26 days ago Drowning in human waste after falling into the cesspit. If that isn’t the great allegory of our times
minus-squarechgxvjh [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 days agoWell allegedly his dick is already bodged
i want him to die a painful and embarrassing death
is there a way he could die over and over again
We may have to ask Respected Comrade Kim if he can teach us the art of Juche necromancy.
Stop his heart, let him sit for a minute, resuscitate him, then repeat until his heart explodes
I can safely say for just about everyone, elons heart simply stopping is no where enough suffering. Even if it’s a series of stops and starts
Hey Grok, how do you give locked in syndrome to a whiny South African man in his 50’s, with the goal of letting him live to be 110?
Lathe suggestion: Dick torn apart by a sex doll
Inflate his genitals until they burst.
Honestly, it’s hard to beat the classics
If that isn’t the great allegory of our times
Well allegedly his dick is already bodged