Well I’m at Jupiter now (which took fucking forever by the way) and there aren’t any other guys here! Is this why there’s a male loneliness epidemic?
Though I will say, since getting here I do feel more stupider, also I’m having trouble breathing.
I was told that everyone just goes to Venus to get more beanis
fun fact: beanis rhymes with peanis
Well girls are wrong because Jupiter has an alien base and they are pretty smart.
Who do you think gave the aliens the smart?
🤯
Shit I haven’t found them yet. It’s a big planet, you know where they are?
Someone told me they only reveal themselves to those enlightened so get to work on that.
I couldn’t afford the trip so I settled for huffing butane but I don’t feel any effects even when I huff butane but I have huffed butane because I couldn’t afford the trip so I huff butane
Jupiter? I hardly know her!
all the boys got too stupider so they had to go home :((
Wow, erm, ackshule it’s problematic you’re on Jupiter and are trying to make it seem normal. Noone told the baddies. You are in space, alone, without baddies.
A cruel fate.
