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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 天前

Sheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a bar

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Sheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a bar

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 天前
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  • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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    7 天前

    If it makes you happy
    It can’t be that bad

    • Bizzle@lemmy.world
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      7 天前

      Have you heard the Michael Cera Palin version of that song? Here is a link, you’re welcome

      https://youtu.be/lXxDeMVGmh8?is=xKC7g-k1aPlJx3ta

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    I don’t mean to pry, but was it a crow bar?

    • slothrop @lemmy.ca
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      They got pried and hammered.

      • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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        Well, the do say pried cometh before the fall.

  • Cherry@piefed.social
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    I don’t get this.

    • Pissmidget@lemmy.world
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      7 天前

      A murder of Crow(e)s

    • Cherry@piefed.social
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      7 天前

      Thanks

      • rnercle@sh.itjust.works
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        Thanks

        wrong reply button. you thanked yourself

        • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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          Nice username

        • Janx@piefed.social
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        • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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          You know sometimes that’s OK to do mate.

          • rnercle@sh.itjust.works
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            You know sometimes that’s OK to do mate.

            what is ok? thanking yourself or mistaking the button?

            • Cherry@piefed.social
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              Both i think. medals all round!

              • Johandea@feddit.nu
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                And everyone cheered!

    • StillAlive@piefed.world
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      Collective noun joke.

      Murder of crows.

      • FatVegan@leminal.space
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        But where is the attempt?

        • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Only 2 of em I guess?

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  • ion@lemmy.zip
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    I feel like it should be “try to walk into a bar” .

    • Photonic@lemmy.world
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      Or not attempted

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Nah, I’m pretty sure they’d need one more to go from “a couple of crow(e)s” to a murder, so it’s still just an attempted one

        • Johandea@feddit.nu
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          If so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.

          • lando55@lemmy.zip
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            I don’t have any crows, can I still attempt or is that where we draw the line

            • sqw
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              if you’re attempting murder without the crow pun context we’re gonna need to call the real police

  • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de
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    oh… https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/birds/why-is-it-called-a-murder-of-crows

  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    Is that a real photo? Sheryl Crowe looks plastic and Russell’s jacket has no texture.

    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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      Not even a little. Shame cause there are a couple out there

    • The Picard Maneuver@piefed.worldOP
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      If you’ve ever looked closely at a crow’s feathers, they have a bit of a sheen to them.

      • bitchkat@lemmy.world
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        No, here’s the thing. That’s the Jackdaws. Sure they’re in the same family but they aren’t the same.

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