I would gladly dissolve the gaming division of Netflix for another couple seasons of Mindhunter. I miss the days when quality content was king, not portfolio diversity.

Your original comment made it seem as though you were not slicing their pea-brains in half, just boiling them alive (this was cleared up in your follow-up).

Having said that, there may be worse ways to go. In the first season of Shogun they put a guy in a large cauldron of water and slowly brought it up to a boil.

But then I remember that MrBallen story where the guy was pushed into an NYC storm drain and was steamed alive for several minutes in agony. From what I remember, steam isn’t like fire where your nerves are essentially cauterized do you can’t feel anything. You have to suffer through every minute of it.

Let’s just agree to all show each other the courtesy of a knife to the brain.

Beauty McBigBoat

I’ll take your bet but I want terrible odds

But… what about the autopen

Survivorship bias. If the only wipes remaining in the sewers are the ones that don’t disintegrate, we couldn’t really say whether or not the dissolving wipes are causing problems ¯_(ツ)_/¯

You could always go Safari, at the rate Apple is going with Ai integration you should be good for… well forever really 🤣

Your puns are Putin this community to shame

haha any of the three scenarios is equally hilarious:

1. They stop giving these out altogether because it’s a tradition they never expected to have to do more than once
2. They give it to someone else in the hopes of furthering whatever agenda they have next year
3. They just keep giving it to Trump

If that’s the sole qualifier, I’m investing solely in bismuth

You misunderstood, the song was telling you that your tie is too wide

Nice logic

Okay but… even if it was, who the fuck are we to unilaterally make the decision to execute them?

I’d wager the largest contributors to preventable deaths in the US (outside of maybe cholesterol-induced cardiovascular disease) are cigarettes and alcohol, so at best these strikes would be the equivalent of blowing up the trucks delivering the products to distribution centers.

At worst - and what we seem to be doing now - we are indiscriminately annihilating any vehicles that are in the general vicinity of the distilleries.

Why on earth would this be true? I can’t think of any reason for then having to do this.

Crazy Ivan?

Geeze. What a cunt.

I mean I figured arming your militia was pretty standard practice, what percentage of them were deployed without bear arms

So - you don’t wait until the nozzle clicks or anything? Just arbitrarily stop pumping?

Mini Boss! Mini Boss!

What is this sorcery