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Can’t wait to repeat myself in slightly different ways to get the damn thing to do what i want…
if you are shipping 3 major updates in a single day, something probably went super wrong.
Hey pop a Fleshlight in there and suddenly tomorrow’s bus ride to work is starting to look good
this is what happens when you let someone who gets stuck in vim make a company
As if these people have heard of vim
But yes
“You merely adopted some dumbass shit. I was born in some dumbass shit!”
This is a really big code base…
“For you.”
Its the future, bro!
3 major updates in the morning and 30 major bug reports during the rest of the day?
Management decided that the issue tracking system should be set up by the intern, using an LLM to slop out the configuration. The good news is they don’t receive any bug reports…ever.
No, don’t worry: all the tests are done by AI, and they’re all ok with the output. It may create some tensions with the users in production with behaviors the users don’t expect or understand, but we no longer call those bugs, it’s all because human users are inefficient and should be replaced by AI assistants.
That ad-copy… The producers of an infomercial would have told them to tone it down.
How are they drinking the coffee if they have the masks on to work?
That’s not a wire, it’s a really long straw
Emergency induction port
“100x developer”
OKAY BUDDY 😂
Why so pessimistic? 1000000x developer sounds much better! /s
Fun fact: The average Linux kernel developer adds probably less than 1100 lines of code per person-year to the kernel. It’s estimated 40,000,000 lines of code with over 40,000 person-years of work as input.
actually I need one of these for when the d&d session goes into overtime and I’m talking on voip while the wife is sleeping 😂
I’ve legit woken up the wife while playing D&D…
She asked me what got me so loud and I had no answer because it was a 5 hr session
I guess if you wear one of these you are probably expected to speak to the AI so much that you won’t have the time to think about how ridiculous your job is and how insane you look.
Wait, funtastic brain-computerinterfaces are already in the making. In few years, you can plug the AI directly into your brain!
good luck with things like
:(){:|:};:That is beautiful by the way. Glyphic.
Edit: man I just went down a rabbit hole trying to decipher it without prior knowledge and I figured it out! Amazing moment. Code is magic!
This isn’t what those doofuses are doing, but you actually can do voice coding with an app called Talon-voice. I use it sometimes when my repetitive stress injury gets irritated.
You think these people code?
No they whisper codebases lol
Three major updates before the coffee’s done brewing brings to mind a team scrambling to fix a fuck up, fucking up even more, then scrambling to fix that on top of the original fuck up.
This all kind of implies that the devs can push to prod whenever they want, which isn’t how everyone else is set up. Some of us want to cordon off all this chaos, just a little, with release windows and scheduled downtime if needed. Which is yet more LinkedIn Lunatic material.
My cortisol!
Well yeah, those three fuckups were the three major updates. Its all about speed with these lunatics
“[Dev1]Oooooh sh*t! Prod is down!! AI, we need to fix this ASAP!
-[CodeAssistant] Please wait, I’m working on a solution.
-[Dev1] No, wait! I haven’t given you any details yet!
-[CodeAssistant] Proposed solution: delete entire codebase and database to restart from scratch! Do you want to proceed?
-[Dev2] Mike, do you want to grab a drink after work?
-[Dev1] Yes, sure! … Wait! NOOOOOOOOOOO!”
