The best takes are the ones I agree with so just post those ones o.k. 
We should no longer have takes we should have gives
Ok take me your best give
I give you a kiss
Thh… tha… thanks… I guess
Joining a local subreddit, an HOA, or a fascist party is driven by the same base impulse, differing only in degree
Youtubers will malign the loss of ‘third places’ and then suggest you join a pickleball club, or the hitler youth
We should all hug dort_owl because they’re very smart and funny and cute and they smell nice
Self evidently true, correct and indisputable. Bulletproof take
Gotta disagree there. We can’t all do it or we’d crowd up.
amerikkka is bad
Better Call Saul was an 8/10 show that had great moments but the parts were greater than the whole
Most people would not have made it through the first 2 seasons of Better Call Saul if it hadn’t been for Breaking Bad.
My wife should take me back despite my drinking problem.
beanis peepee poopoo
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You said it, not me
Fking italians have no business complaining about pineapple on pizza when they themselves are putting fking french fries and hotdogs on “pizza americana”
Okay but fries on pizza rules and pineapple on pizza is meh.
They just do that as a joke though. Like calling it caffe Americano
under communism everyone gets a pair of beanis style shoesies
And beanis slippers to wear at home
Naps are great
legendary mic drop moment on a song:
[Outro] If you’re a dog
A little puppy going ruff, ruff, ruff
If you’re a fruit
A tomato full of juice
