I might be dumb here, but pink lemonade is made from the bidding flowers from a bush. They are very tart and taste like lemon because they are full of ascorbic acid too. The flower in the bud is pink and makes pink lemonade.
Sensible people today: it’s pink so it’s probably not healthy
New yorkers in the 1900s: it’s pink, I MUST have it !!
New yorkers in the 1900s != sensible
Story is probably not true. The pink used to come from red fruit being included.
Maybe the acrobat pants were dyed with fruit color.
Maybe the acrobatic was a grapefruit and he had an accident in his pants
Clown… “stand”…?
That is a great headline.
Clown Bath Water is an untapped market.
ClownlyFans
So, Belle Delpine wasn’t the first to sell bath water.
Reminds me of that episode of Fairly Odd Parents where they discover that a dollop of Cosmo’s sweaty socks makes lemonade taste amazing… aaand grant the customer’s next wish. It’s also the same episode with that clip of Doug Dimmadome that got memed to Hell and back (his first appearance btw)
Modern pink lemonades lack the clown musk, sadly
I’m certain it tasted like crack.
Knowing how a several modern drinks got their start, it probably had a decent amount of coke and/or lithium in it.
Why geniuses allways die in america ?
Most people die sooner or later
And they all JUST HAPPEN to have been drinking the dihydrogen monoxide chemical found in basically all of our food and drinks? Don’t be sheep, educate yourselves!
It’s more complicated than that
I would think it tasted funny, but I guess people flipped for it.
Jesus christ why
Lack of food safety laws, presumably
Libertarians in shambles
ew
