Cognitive dissonance too powerful she couldn’t take it

Scoop some into a cup and let it melt first, then you can safely drink it 🙂

Empire Earth

Fucking disgusting

I don’t remember his name either tbh, but if you heard “Doing your mom” in your head like 15 times in a row, then we referenced the same thing

DOING YOUR (GRAND)MOM, DOI-DOING YOUR (GRAND)MOM!!!

‘Everything you just learned was all a lie’

Captain Planet may not be real, but his villains sure are

And it’s delicious

I do

Dozens? Hundreds? It’s impossible to know

Midsommer?

I am embarrassed to be American. But I’m also too poor to do anything about it

Por que no los dos?

Grond

Oh goodie, ANOTHER piece of media to show off how the wealthy get to break all the rules with practically no consequences

L

No, I think they meant “this is most likely an AI hallucination, NOT something that actually existed.”

Hero of the Imperium indeed

Also works with Gen X and Seinfeld