You’re allowed anything on the planet
No there is no clever way to use this meal to escape your fate
A microsd card with the plans for a fusion reactor, a step by step manual of how to achieve world peace and utopia, and enough shitcoins and dubious patent claims to overthrow the economy if needed. Plus all the Epstein files, the truth about JFK and all the dirty laundry of all world leaders. Throw in some nuclear access codes of various countries for good measure. Covered in Epoxy. Oh, and I want my whole body to be delivered to my family, stomach contents included.
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Hemlock. BOOM! Cheated the hangman and had the last laugh! Edit: Oops. This was a clever way to escape my fate and is not part of the game. In that case, a Burger King Veal Parmigiana sandwich from the 1980’s.
You will definitely get food poisoning if you eat a 45 year old sandwich.
Panda tenderloin and a side of uranium. I’m curious of the flavor of both
Anything on the planet? That’s great, let’s eradicate some diseases. Give me literally every single deadly virus that’s out there in the world right now. With a side of all of the leukemia present in the world to buy everyone some time. Give me my meal in an incinerator, lets go.
I’d also like a whopper or something.
All the radioactive waste I can carry then launch me into space
Big plate of burnt ends, NY style cheesecake and a bottle of Lagavulin single malt.
All the rice, one by one.
Heart of Billionaire x (however many billionaires there currently are)
How would you like that prepared?
I’d like it served as is, fresh from the chest cavity.
Any sides?
A second billionaire’s heart
edit: didn’t read the first response all the way - let me at the liver first
Considering how many drugs some of those billionaires do, I’d suggest skipping on the liver.
Are you joking? They might have quaaludes in there
Yes, eating the liver would be bad for their health for the next hour.
Give me their lungs for haggis then.
Big Mac and a glass of Chateau Lafite Rothschild 2099.
Jeff bezos roasted in a bronze bull with a pinch of lemon and some butter.
Ditch the lemon. Pork needs apple sauce.
1 cubic meter of pure gold, sliced into bite sized cubes, completely enclosed in a nice icing, and not that fondant stuff.
Leftovers are to go to my family.
Like suodiu, but gold.
I had not heard of that, but yes.
Heck, I might swallow one or two. My family can deal with my body as they wish. (Not sure if cremation would melt it)
ANYTHING on the planet? A clump of Bigfoot hair, a Zodiac Killer’s leg, and a shot of DB Cooper’s blood. Let’s solve some fuckin mysteries
Edit: I’ll also take a side of whatever killed those campers at Dyatlov Pass, a copy of the holy text of the correct religion, and a camera that captured real footage of an alien
You’re using your powers to solve cosmic mysteries. I’ll use them for a something a bit more self-serving.
I will take my last meal in the form of blood pudding. A very large amount of blood pudding, made from at least 5 liters of blood. Human blood. Specifically the blood of the person set to perform the execution. Oh, and if you change your mind on who the executioner is, that invalidates my last meal, so I get another one.
Well played! Even if you still get executed, you’ll live in the prison for about as long as 50 months.
Plot twist, you have to eat the whole meal before you are executed.
Or before you get dessert.
Often, restrictions require a prisoner to choose foods that are available within the prison system or that cost less than a preset limit. Prisoners are usually denied requests that include alcohol or tobacco products.
RIP to the commenters.
That’s why OP specified that it’s anything, instead of normal or reasonable rules: to get fun answers.
A kilo of dried magic mushrooms and a fat bag of mdma. I’m going to be glowing with transcendental joy and tripping the light fantastic. Hopefully I’d get the chair, can you imagine how good electricity would feel in that state?
