Would be immensely frustrating if this hurts his campaign more than admitting to war crimes
he wronged a white american this time
White woman tears are known to be fatal
Got bad news for you. I can see your average american being like “he murdered people in Iraq? BORING. He sexted behind his wife’s back? REAL SHIT”
You’re telling me the Blackwater merc dude with the SS tattoo isn’t faithful?
He was extremely faithful to the tattoo until everyone found out about it
SEMPER ERECTION
As a wife guy this is where I stop defending him. I disavow. And I assume so does my wife, so that’s two disavowals.
Asked my wife. She said she’s not a wife guy and cares more about the nazi/PMC stuff. Asked if she’s a husband gal. She said no.
I’m ruined.
Wife guys in shambles
The real question is where does her boyfriend stand and is her boyfriend a husband guy
I’m shambling towards my cellphone to text marriage proposals behind her back the way things are going. Might run for office while I’m at it.
Regretting this giant Zero Kiryuu tattoo I got now. Gunna’ get cancelled. I didn’t know! I didn’t know the story would go that way! I got it before season 2 released.
I am absolutely shocked that a Nazi has poor moral values
Watch him jump in the polls
" I was on the fence until it came out he was sexting women and it really showed me that unlike the other candidates he’s into adult women and not children"
it should be legal to shoot someone if the entry wound is through a nazi tattoo
This one is my attorney general when i seize power. These are the real world solutions we need as a society
Can’t believe the guy with a Nazi tattoo is a bad person what is this world coming to
I hope the 12 in the title refers to the quantity of women, not their age.
Yeah I had to double check
McDonald said Gertner told her Platner had been exchanging sexual messages with as many as a dozen women
The comments on that article are full of libs with a variety of:
- “WHATABOUT REPUBLICANS?! WSG is showing their conservative bias!”
- “What candidate isn’t perfect? Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good!”
- “This doesn’t look good for his campaign, but it’s the best option we have. Too bad there was no third option.”
- “Who hasn’t sexted women working under your supervision? It’s 2026, get with the times.”
…and so on. Not a single mention of his nazi warcrime bullshit that, in a just world, would have him deep under the Hague in a jail cell.
look at my progressive wing of the democratic party dawg we’re all gonna be vaporised in the nuclear holocaust
Nobody told him he’s not supposed to do that so how was he to know???
Ah, yeah, he’s not a Senator yet. He needs to level up before he can get away with that.
Me: “Comrade Stalin Graham Platner has been sexting 12 women! What should be done?”
Stalin: “What shall we do? We shall envy comrade Platner!”
