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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 12 hours ago

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 12 hours ago
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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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    Love how the indentations in the top part of the case don’t at all match the dice on the bottom side of the case. Not the right positions. Not the right shapes. There aren’t even the same number of them! Seven dice in the bottom, but only six indentations in the top!

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    Would this not make the dice much harder to have a balanced weight?

    There is no way the internal battery is symmetrical in every direction.

  • 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org
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    You think this is a joke? It’s not.

    • birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      look inside app
      yet more dataslop collection

  • TheWeirdestCunt@lemmy.today
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    I got a set of these as a present, they stopped charging and broke before I ever got to use them

  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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    “Roll for initiative.”

    “Sorry, give me just a minute. I got logged out of my dice.”

    • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Better than “sorry, my d20 is disabled until I pay my yearly subscription fees, though they say d20+ rolls better”

      • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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        “You should get the Electrum tier. It comes with a +5 to all d20 rolls. It’s only $80 a month if you do a 5 year plan.”

        • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Every 1 is an unskippable ad

  • The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.network
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    I have those! The d12 doesn’t charge anymore after a few months, though. Sucks.

  • voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    10 hours ago

    Well that’s one way to have exploding dice

  • Firoaren@sh.itjust.works
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    Unfortunately they’re not shipping to the US because of tariffs right now, excepting what arrived before tariffs. Ask me how I know

  • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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    12 hours ago

    They are pretty cool tbh but the price is a yikes https://gamewithpixels.com/

    • terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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      It’s the price you pay if you’re the kind of idiot who has to get the super techy luxury version of something that works amazingly well and functions perfectly fine at $1.

      Literally one of the cheapest parts of tabletop games, and 100% functional at less than a buck or two. It’ll last your entire life too, if you’re careful. If you make a fancy electronic version you can charge whatever the fuck you want because the person already decided they’ll pay more than 100x what they need to for luxury they don’t need.

    • gedfromgont@piefed.ca
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      Looks very very cool and I am 100% certain after about 5 minutes of looking at it you had enough.

    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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      Wow. Saw the price and thought, “That’s not bad, really.” Then I realized that was for one die, not the whole set.

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        Actually comparable for a lot of specialty dice. Which do tend to be a lot.

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          The difference is that you don’t have to replace your specialty dice after 2 years or so, because the battery died.

    • Chais@sh.itjust.works
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      That is ridiculously gimmicky.

    • jagermo@feddit.org
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      They also work with foundry vtt, I think.

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      They are pretty expensive, but considering each die has to have Bluetooth capabilities and a way to detect the result so it can transmit it, I’m surprised they’re not more expensive.

  • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    So close… Almost there… Unf, just a little more… All the way in… Yeah, wiggle it just like that, and… YES! YES, I AM! OHGODStheCHARGE! 🎉

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    10 hours ago

    AI slop.

    • cravl@slrpnk.net
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      This picture at least makes zero sense, I’ll give you that.

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      No, real. I have a set of these.

      • Courtney (she/her/they) @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        So like… Do they light up?

        Or is it Bluetooth connection to your phone so a proprietary app can harvest data “track rolls to improve user experience” while just giving you an easy way to reference previous rolls?

        I’m actually curious, I can’t imagine why dice would need to charge unless they’re light up.

        And now I want a pair of light up dice that are brass and have some kind of draconic theme with bones and scales to make the number indicators…

        • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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          That’s all mine does is light up. No BT

    • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      https://dawnordusk.com/products/rechargeable-led-rpg-dice-set-7-piece-light-up-electronic-dice

      Sometimes I think the people who call everything they’ve never seen before AI slop are just as silly as the people who don’t even question the slop.

    • KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Really? You can’t envision a way these could be real?

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