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Gonzako@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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  • lividweasel@lemmy.world
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    Reading a bool would seem pretty boring. There’s only two possible storylines.

    • lime!@feddit.nu
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      i think it says booᚴ

    • antsu@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Worry not, Microsoft got you covered! https://bettersolutions.com/vba/enumerations/msotristate.htm

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      More if you include real booleans: true, false, file_not_found

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        The real wtf is finding this on Lemmy 2 decades later

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          Some of us were forged in the depths of the old internet

      • SorryQuick@lemmy.ca
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        Even more with C bools: false(0) true(1) slightly more true(2) even more true(3) dangerously true(-1).

        I’m sure they could make a decent enough bool to read.

    • funkajunk 🇨🇦@lemmy.world
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      I dunno, I quite liked The Lion, the Witch and the NullPointerException

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    Gotta say the new horny Lemmy is fun

    • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works
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      New?

    • couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip
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      Saw a post from the fem comm stating this place is going awry

      • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Wdym? Horny is based and we want more of it!

  • FishFace@piefed.social
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    hhehehe

  • darthinvidious@lemmy.world
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    You guys see it too, right?

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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      Yeah why do those pages stay flopped up like that. If they don’t lay flat I get distracted

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        Brand new books, man. That’s why I only buy used.

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          New books are simply a bit stiff, and the pages stay in the semi-closed configuration initially. You just need to stretch it a bit by bending the book back and forth when open on the desired page, and banging on the middle to make it conform to the new shape.

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    I also enjoy being the book

  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Lol, scrolled past this yesterday and didn’t see it.

  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Tinnitus goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    Impressive. I’ve never been able to read a book with my eyes closed.

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      I think those are the glasses.

  • gary215@thelemmy.club
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    He must be reading The Joy Of Sex.

  • blunderworld@lemmy.ca
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    Another one of these? Honestly I’m not even mad. Mostly H O R N Y.

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    ugh no I need backgroud noise. I actually go to a coffeeshop specifically to read.

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