I don’t need windows, wine will save me

tosses wine on fire
fire gets bigger
Laughs, as still better than using windows 🤣🤣
No problem here, destroying Windows is in our second nature.
Sudo pkill -9 fire
permission denied
This incident will be reported.

I’ve still never bothered to figure out where this is reported… it’s been 15 years.
15 years… god im so sorry for what’s to come.
Oof. Should we tell him what he’s in store for, guys?
No problem getting out, MS keeps Windows broken.
Well, to be fair, Windows will refuse to open before like fifteen updates so your fate is sealed regardless.
No leaving before you
git push, you’d better start working on those merge conflicts!git push --forceYou should be working on your own branch anyway.
Better to die on your feet than live using Windows or whatever
Anyone ever consider how stupid the name Windows is for Microslop’s OS.
Well, it started out as a basic windowing system for DOS, so…
Yeah Microsoft Graphical Boxes makes some sense I suppose. Windows? No, sorry they are not windows.
Why not paintings, canvas, boards, or any other much more logical name. This is some stupid decision by a marketing department.
I was told firejail is more secure. This is fine.
It’s all okay at long as you have wine with you
I’ll just spin up a VM real quick.
the comments are funny, but is the meme?
this incident will be reported.
lp0 on fire
Not even once.
That also looks like me on the rare occasion my laptop will randomly go from whatever brightness I set to maximum brightness with no way to change it back manually. Still have no clue why it happens, but at least I can put my laptop to sleep and fix the problem.











