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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago

reconnected with a childhood friend and he's coming over at 10pm

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reconnected with a childhood friend and he's coming over at 10pm

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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago
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    I don’t think I get it. Is the joke that he came so early you were still exchanging names? Those are oddly specific questions. Or are you like gathering details for a scam?

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      the joke is the awkward small talk with someone you barely know & time + place of birth are used to create an astrology birth chart :)

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    I was born in a hospital around 1:30pm

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      Well I was born in a hospital around 1:29pm

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    After some amount of time on Lemmy it becomes very easy to guess the username simply by glancing at posts.

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      Mickey7

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    feeling kinda sorry for him as he has work at 8 am and won’t get much sleep

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      If he’s coming over at 10pm, he knows that already. In fact, I suspect he’s counting on it.

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    “cool cool, and what was your mother’s maiden name?”

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      If only scammers went that extra mile…

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        If they did this then i would probably just let them have the $10 gift card

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    Hope you guys have a good time

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    High five?

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    JAAAAYYYYSUS christ

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