Get Stonetoss meme templates out of here

You don’t count cards in poker. That’s blackjack

Only if you play for less than 2 hours though

From a post elsewhere on lemmy

EDIT: I realise now that this is posted in animememes and I have no idea who that character is… Perhaps this makes sense in context

You forgot the “slop”

Men are never trusting women smh

You accidentally said “homophonic” instead of “homophobic.” A homophone is a word that is pronounced the same as another but with a different meaning, e.g. “weight” and “wait”

When I was doing long distance runs, there was nothing more I wanted afterwards than some chocolate milk

Prevention isn’t nearly as flashy and visible a strategy. But wouldn’t it be nice

Libraries are basically the only remaining third space, but they don’t fill the same need as the original commentor. Libraries don’t have places for kids to run around, be noisy, and climb things. That would be awesome though

For fuck’s sake

Being a teacher is a career I think I’d like to try. Unfortunately, just a few years into IT, I already make more than a high school teacher of 20 years…

I think they just didn’t use a comma. My guess is it means “it’s 4.9 inches long, it’s thick, and it’s circumcised”

EDIT: never mind i completely misread it, you are correct

Risk of Rain is like this (1 if you like 2D, 2 if you like 3D games). You constantly buy items and they stack like crazy. You either don’t stack fast enough and die or manage to overcome the hurdle and become a god

Quandale Dingle

Name checks out

And if you watch the original video she isn’t rabid at all. They just took some unfortunate stills

There aren’t enough of us to form a gang 😭

Not today FBI

Pretty sure they’re making a joke