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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Scientists are PERVERTS

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Scientists are PERVERTS

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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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  • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    I love that diagram. I chuckled, it’s informative, it’s intuitive and it’s simple. A+ scientist.

    • QuillcrestFalconer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Clearly it could be improved. The arrow should be between the balls.

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        No see it is a mars symbol, if it was between the balls it would be a venus symbol and it would only work for trans primates.

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          it’s me, i’m trans primates

          • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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            Are you a trans gender primate, or a trans primate. Like were you ALAB (Assumed[Assigned] lizard at birth)?

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    Clearly they haven’t measured mine

  • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Correction human scientists are perverts, the other primate scientists aren’t as hard by the idea

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      Dr. Zaius is a gentleape and a scholar who would never

      • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Sure, that’s what he wants you to think

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    According to the proportions between testicles and body size on this, humans have tennis ball sized testicles and forearm length dicks.

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      Yeah, that sounds about right. doggirl-smug

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