“Documentary” is a weird way to spell “propaganda biopic”.
Lmao soft is the understatement of the year. Why would they even try to release this in theaters overseas? Who cares about this woman?
“I really don’t care, do u?” - Melania Trump
No, Melania. We really don’t.
Who wants to learn about a former supermodel brought in to the US under a genius visa for the purpose of marrying our Cheeto Mussolini? She has zero interesting qualities other than her former looks. Her son’s a likely scumbag piece of shit, too.
a former supermodel
She was never a super anything, she was a hooker.
Eva Braun propaganda.
A bribe paid to the family for a billionaire to be given carte blanche.
I don’t think I would watch it even if it fell out the bottom of my cereal box.
“another Nazi zombie movie? No thanks.”
Surprised to hear this even had a UK release.
One ticket is still one more than they deserve.
No one wants to be ambushed by a slow motion yeast infection.
HAHAH Stealing that one!!!
One more ticket than a film about me would have sold.
All you need to do is have sex with Trump.
No-one wants that. Not even Melania.
