I’d spend twice that on my dog, despite not having that money and despite them being the dumbest asshole in the entire universe.

Your 12 day old comment history is full of disingenuous bullshit, and so is this post.

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You’re missing the 4oz thermos filled with scotch and the LEGO spudger.

Layoffs are a failure of leadership and so is this.

I got a Logitech X52 flight stick and throttle from back when it was the only HOTAS worth a shit under $200.* The software that came with it makes me want to stab a puppy with broken glass.

*There are now 0 HOTAS worth a shit under $200.

Sorry, I just hate Bam Margera so much.

Donald was the product of nepotism and chose reality TV. Bam Margera literally crawled out of viral VHS tapes. If it weren’t for reality TV, he’d be a corpse already.

He’s the one Jackass™️ who spun off to abuse his family on reality TV. He’s a drunk fuck up whose terrible life decisions killed his best friend.

Disclaimer: I’m old enough and live close enough to West Chester, PA to be personally affected by and hear about every dumb fucking thing Bam had ever done. He’s gone on the local radio stations to publicly apologize and promise to be sober so many times you could set a watch to it. I personally hate Bam Margera, and wish ill on him.

Unsure. Still got a little bit of the last loaf left.

Yeah, each in a Dutch oven, two ice cubes each.

We had new years two hours ago in Philadelphia, because bedtime. Guess who hates sparkling apple juice!

Username fuckin checks out

We had a bagless Dyson. We were cursed until we (moved out of the apartment complex infested with cockroaches and) upgraded to a Miele C1.

I did the same calculation trying to remove cockroach musk from a vacuum cleaner! (It didn’t work.)

That’s great! Can you figure out what percentage of annual earnings CA is contributing? The answer might surprise you!

A monthly commitment isn’t an annual commitment. I hope it’s like, “here’s 125k, and also 125k every year for the next decade.” But if it were, they’d say so.

I’m also on the fediverse @shnizmuffin@toots.inbutts.lol – an inarguably better subdomain.

There has also been an increase in the deliberate use of pyrotechnics as a weapon, including against police officers, firefighters and paramedics. Aggression and violence tend to break out on New Year’s Eve, especially in the bigger cities, with some neighborhoods almost resembling a war zone.

Police officers have been attacked with fireworks on New Year’s Eve in several German cities. This is why the security services are calling for a blanket ban on all fireworks. A petition to this effect, launched by the police trade union (GdP) in Berlin, has already been signed by almost 2.5 million people.

What a great reason to not ban fireworks.

Extension cord. Sunny day. Let that shit run outside for 5 hours and see if you can blow it out?