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Firstnamebunchofnumbers [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 19 days ago

Giving myself frostbite to own myself

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Giving myself frostbite to own myself

Firstnamebunchofnumbers [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 19 days ago
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  • microfiche [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    19 days ago

    has anyone told you not to do that?

    • Firstnamebunchofnumbers [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      18 days ago

      Forgor gloves

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    Self-flagellation is bourgeoisie decadence

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      Self-flagellation is a sign of the true proletariat only when it’s done with a ratty leather belt that’s been used for years and years rather than a brand new one paid for with daddy’s nepobucks

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        Karl Lenin clearly states that the Daddy’s Belt Exception only applies if he made it himself with leather from union cows

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    But you already own yourself trump-enlightened

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      I want to return this self to the store its defective

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        the spare parts are within you trump-enlightened

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