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Big [any, any]@hexbear.net to chat@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago

Guess my job

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Guess my job

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Big [any, any]@hexbear.net to chat@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • SootySootySoot [any]@hexbear.net
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    I have that exact same scraper, came free with my hob cleaner!

    If that vodka’s for cleaning stuff, get some IPA. If it’s for drinking, get something classier. I mean, I guess if it’s for both… that’s a good middle ground.

    Cocraft is Clas Ohlsen battery/gardening machines. Class Ohlsen have been in a few places but mostly Scandinavia, vodka really points to northern. Sillcock key.

    Enjoy your Norwegian janitorial work, eh

  • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Residential electrician, the vodka is for dealing with housing supers.

  • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Penis inspector

  • mickey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    No idea, there are some good sleuths in the thread so far but no mention of the silcock key for opening water faucets in commercial properties so that’s another hint.

  • PKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Field work, you’re probably dealing with remote installations exposed to the weather; the vodka isn’t just for fun time, it’s being used to remove rust and grime from screw, bolts, etc. Flashlight also points to less than ideal work conditions. Don’t think it’s electrical though, you’d have dedicated wire strippers then. I’m gonna say, park infrastructure maintenance.

    • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      wire strippers

      That’s what teeth are for.

  • Blep [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Software developer

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    porn star

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    Tempted to guess electrician or electronics repair, my cousin was an electrician apprentice and is basically dubois-depressed

  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Barber. Not the modern variety.

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    Top left tool is a wire cutter. No multimeter and no soldering iron means you’re less likely to be a fixer of consumer electronics. I’m going to go with IT technician who mostly works with desktop PCs. You’re missing a bunch of tools if you’re doing serious IT field work (crimping tool, cable tester, tone generator). Maybe you’re the designated printer personTM, which explains the vodka lol

    Edit: After peeking at the comments and learning what the bottom left tool is, I guess OP is a plumber or some kind of residential electrician.

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    Dentist

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    This is basically what my boss had when I worked as an electrician but you are short the laser pointer to vaguely gesture at whatever the fuck we are supposed to be working on so it could be that but I could also see a few other things

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    feinstein’s ghost, is that you?

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    Therapist

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    Functional alcoholic

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