To ethical to do it the easy way, too lazy to do it the hard way.

Because my parents aren’t.

I spent all my money trying to get a camel through the eye of a needle.

Because I’m a dumbass.

not enough people buying femboy feet pics and used femboy panties

I don’t want to be.

Because the bank won’t let me take a loan to repay my previous loan, ad infinitum, like big corporations do

Because I didn’t inherit multigenerational wealth stolen from the exploitation of others beings.

I like my name, I don’t want to change it to Richard.

I preferred to get high and play video games in the basement. I dont wanna scam people put of their money.

Work to live not live to work

Thanks, Obama. /s

Being an ethical person precludes most ways to get rich. It’s a much longer process when you’re determined not to exploit people or the environment.