I tested out a few swings of a baseball bat onto some rice, and then I started to verbally degrade it. It was okay, but kinda plain.
I then tried oobleck, but it got too dense to physically abuse.
Any tips?
I prefer to abuse style
Based jorts enjoyer
They’re comfy and easy to wear
I’m a big fan of dihydrogen monoxide
There’s a secret Substance they won’t tell you about. they say it only appears if you’re pure of heart. that’s all i know. that’s it. you’ve exhausted my dialogue.
Non-newtonian ones
I’m a big fan of compressing gasses
But don’t do it adiabatically. You want the compression to be irreversible.
You already tried Oobleck? Well I’m out of ideas. You’ve tried solids and non-newtonian fluids, maybe try a liquid or a gas?
Yea oobleck is baller
There is actually one and only one substance, read Spinoza
What did that rice do to you? Honly shit I’m calling the police!
Baryonic, its a classic for a reason.
Is that real, what does it do?
What doesn’t it do?
Real answer
This is just “matter” in the ordinary sense. Baryons are a broad class of particles that includes protons and neutrons, so “baryonic matter” is basically all non-exotic stuff. That’s the joke.
Y’all heard about c-
Pizza
Bose Einstein Condensates sound fun
You should write a scathing review of “The Substance” (2024)
I want some cathinones, legal analogues of khat that are shelf stable. Coca leaf. Poppie pods/opium, and idk. Probably all sorts of cool drugs we do not even know about because we are sheep cut off from knowledge so corporations can monetize drugs and monopolize their sale.
