Without the Pepto-Bismol ocean background:
I came to comment the opposite - We need a second layer of pointless a e s t h e t i c borders /s
Ah but my fantasy is swimming in an ocean of Pepto-Bismol
Ok, here’s a square of your ocean, then:
That looks like an unfocused microscopic view of a histologic specimen.
Yeah coach, bench me.
Put that shit on my front door.
But maybe add some text underneath: “Dogs are okay though”
Darn, you got there first. Maybe I’ll go make a sign that says: No primates, sauropsids, or invertebrates.
Hey some bugs are cool, I wouldn’t exclude them
Yeah, anything that kills yellowjackets and other (anti-)social wasps is welcome here!
Within reason, of course. I have a strict maximum occupancy and a no-swarming policy.
Exceptions will be made for contained individuals of limited orders of the insect class on a case-by-case basis, including but not limited to:
-Lepidoptera (They’re pretty)
-Odonata (Just generally cool and eat pests)
-Orthoptera (They hop funny)
-Phasmida (They’re like ninjas)
-Hemiptera (True bugs)
-Coleoptera (Ladybugs and other beetles)
Guests agree to hold proprietor blameless and wave the right to sue in the event an individual escapes containment and/or proprietor finds an individual on their person and has to kill it with fire.
Wrong kind of short haired quadroped for me :/
Hear that boys? All deliveries must be made in the rear!
My back door can handle all your packages.
Just let me deliver my load.
Would you keep the bed bath & beyond. com website to display on your front door too?
Same. Idk why i’m this way, but i’m so introverted that i can can avoid social interactions for months. The fact that it gets more prominent and prolonged with time kinda troubles me tbh.
Stealing is stupid, ruins lives, ruins civic organization & safety. If you like the sign so much, go to a sign fabricator and have one made.
Something I would stick on my forehead.
