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Looks like an el niño year
Um actually this is a possible result of the Boltzmann effect. I did not read the theory properly but I am verysmart and anything that makes me feel superior is basically correct.
As a Higgz Bozon I can confirm this
More like Higgs Moron
OMG-particle
It’s not science, we don’t say “must have been Christianity” that brought the presents.
It’s Stephen Hawking that brings the presents! He uses wormholes to deliver them without having to go anywhere physically. It’s really just basic science.
Santa’s lazy ass just be dumping his entire sack of gifts after 3 houses. What a scam!
Santa: oh that house looks nice, let’s drop some big presents! Ew that house over there looks poor, maybe just leave em a few trinkets or come back next year
Well psuedo-science says it can with 10th dimensional string vibrations causing harmonic variations which would create gaps in the fabric of space/time and allow wormholes from unknown where and when to open in a toy factory of the wrapping paper people. Santa is an elaborate lie for your mom’s indiscretions.
Also a cosmic horror dimension. Where wrapping paper people, have wrapping paper as their epidermis.
I’m tired and somehow read that as spidermas
Aw! They make gifts for each other from each other. The most intimate kind of giving.
