- cross-posted to:
- usa@midwest.social
Guitar riff
Shake hands with danger
We used to watch this at trade school haha
What is up with the government and trying to find these CEO killers. I like what they do but I’m not that desperate to figure out who they are.
That article reads like a script for a slapstick comedy. CEO wearing an eyepatch takes shortcut across construction job site and walks right in front of a forklift (whose driver happens to be busy texting) and gets steamrolled. The forklift driver then makes the sensible decision to run.

Precisely my first thought.
The hero we need right now.
> Be CEO
> Don’t implement health and safety measures
> Die from preventable accidentA green text by any other name.
Careful everyone, he’s a hero.
Website for text articles autoplaying video ads at full volume, while I’m laying in bed next to my sleeping wife at 4AM. Eat an ENTIRE bag of dicks.
Thanks for the warning, although it seems uBlock blocked it.
The auto playing video ads are horrible! I always have my media volume set to zero for this very reason.
It was Klaus again, wasn’t it.
Santa did what now ??!?
Warning: NSFL
What a ride!
lol
What a sad suicide
Damn, if only this POS CEO didn’t allow so many osha violations on his site, he might still be alive. Sometimes, the worst really do get what’s coming.
It’s a Festivus miracle!
Oops
…We need more forklifts
No crime







