Is the phone okay?

“Oopsie”

Someone didn’t get properly forklift trained.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck

(CW: cartoonish gore)

The report said You was wearing an eye patch on his right eye as well as a black vest. However, under HL-GA Battery Company rules, he should have been wearing a high-visibility green vest.

Rookie mistake. You always switch outta your pirate costume before you get on the battery factory floor.

Oh please start with a T and end with a la!

Oh no, a rich person died…anyway…

Nice

“The legal status of You has not been confirmed.”