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  • 10 years into trunp younier’s prezidenzy… The new exec team is ready! The way it works, so it can be anonymous but still have everyone feel like they did have a part in it is like this: 10, no, 27 hammers are wrapped with aluminium foil carrying either sand, nails or nothing, everyone lines up, walks up to the table, takes a hammer and then they use the hammer and return it to the table. Everyone gets 5 solid wacks and 3 re-dos. The exec leader asks 3 questions to the accused, if answered correctly, another exec will proceed to the table. If the perp doesn’t answer correctly, another exec will proceed to the table. After 7 execs have done their job, the final exec will be assigned their hammer, which traditionally is just a standard framing hammer without any aluminium foil. Then two execs are allowed at one time but for the same number of wacks. If finally there’s no answer, the next exec does their thing and they repeat the questions. They will get tired and go home one at a time eventually. Last one to leave turns off the light because they’re not barbierians. But they do set the house or apartment on fire as usual while still wearing their white sheets and pointy hats with the triple k logo.

    People on tweeter then argue profusely about the color of the house… If it did match with the neighborhood or if the guy didn’t mow the lawn enough. Some will comment on how effective it was and how long the builders will take this time.



  • Ok I think it happens. This is the end of the internal combustion engine car. And trumpfus will be forever known for killing the gas car, delaying our transition to electric vehicles and for the complete destruction of our basic economic. I’m not talking about the economy going into the red. I’m saying, all of it gone. Puff! No intercontinental flights or boats, no jet fuel distribution, no international travel, no Amazon shipping. Everything goes back to small local shops.





  • altphoto@lemmy.todaytoAutism@lemmy.world•Ever feel this way?
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    All the time. I feel like slapping my face all the time at humanity… We can’t be this dumb. Some rando figures out a weakness and exploits the system until extreme poverty happens. Same for the generation of things like racism, sexism and well, autism too. We’re not different. We’re just wired differently so we are able to see the patterns that others can’t. That’s all. Different like a rose is different from a different rose.









  • You can’t bring coffee or drinks of any kind into a cleanroom environment so bringing one during the interview says to me nothing because if you get the job you’re still not bringing coffee into the cleanroom. You can drink it outside and you can vape and smoke and get a tattoo in between your ball sack or buttcheeks but none of that will ever be done in a cleanroom environment. “One” other thing you are not allowed to do in a cleanroom is wear hair spray or aromatic aerosols or perfumes or makeup or clothing that sheds, or play loud music or wear your headphones or wear baggy clothes or not shower or bring your shoes or spit, pee or poo. But you can do all those one things outside. There are rules for every job and the rules may prohibit you from doing things you would otherwise do. Like doctors don’t drink coffee during a surgery right over the open cavity. I’m not sure if a doctor may be allowed coffee on a table nearby. I’m not a doctor, so I don’t know. A car mechanic could probably be allowed to drink coffee or other drinks while working on a car. A stunt pilot cannot be driving coffee during flight. A racecar driver also cannot drink coffee from a coffee cup while driving during a race. They might be able to drink from a helmet straw. So in sort I don’t care what you drink during an interview.


  • Yeah, what a total fuckass numbnuts. Interracial couples love eachother and so do gay, lesbian, bisexual, transsexual, pansexual and other such couple or tuple combinations. The sex part has nothing to do with the marriage part. It’s similar to how two cars or different shape size and color can end up in the same garage /driveway/dealership etc. None of the car features have anything to do with how the cars ended up where they ended up at. It’s love fora specific car or interest on a specific feature or need for a specific horsepower that makes a person get a specific car. And so it is with the ones we love… Maybe I’m short and I want my other to be tall to be different or maybe short like me to mutually enjoy our height. I wish I could define true love but it’s probably all those things in a single action and so marriage to that person symbolizes the bond. It also brings all the same tax benefits. Why should people only have Toyotas or Fords, if they want both, give them both. Heck if they want two small cars, a van for the kids and a truck for the weekend rally (WTF is that?) that’s fine. Let them! They paid for the vehicles. Similarly, if you want a lovely person or an ugly one or a tall or skinny or fat or thick or strong other, let us! There’s nothing wrong about it and it’s only our business. There’s nothing between me and my loved ones where any of us care to know what your opinion of us might be. You, the government, are just an asshole getting in the way. Like a dating app… An asshole who wants 50 cents getting in the way.