So the US is either:
- Going to War with Venezuela.
- Declaring some horseshit scheme that will see people’s freedoms and liberties reduced or destroyed.
- Going to go after a minority or such.
- Going to hear Donald Trump waffle on about how he is God’s representative on earth.
- Going to hear something absolutely fucking wild.
And the US isn’t going to:
- RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
I mean what it could be saying is something along lines of “The Epstein files are a plot against me, therefore I’m declaring martial law”.
Martian Law
If he announces that we have irrefutable evidence of extraterrestrial life, I will genuinely flip my shit.
Until a pic of Laura Loomer or whatever her name is pops up on tv lol
Why? It’d just be another lie.
With irrefutable evidence?
All of the above.
This is Wag The Dog in real life, but with real war.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wag_the_Dog
the film centers on a spin doctor and a Hollywood producer who fabricate a war in Albania to distract voters from a presidential sex scandal.
I’ve been trying to think of the name of this movie for a while now. Thanks.
And what it really was, was moreself-congratulatory bullshit and free-associative dementia-ranting.
Nobody cares what that pedo has to say. Let him fade to irrelevance. If I wanted to listen to an 90 year old man rant all day about shit they don’t understand I’d probably become a nurse.
he’s bringing your country into war and sending your kids to get killed.
Not caring about this asshole is why the USA is the mess it is today.
I wish I didn’t have to care.
Hopefukly he forvetts why hes there, falls asleep, mumbles, shits his pants and leaves
Can’t wait to see which of these comments are completely wrong in a couple hours, hehe!
Can’t believe it but I’m actually hoping it turns out to be just a mindless rant for 45 minutes and he forgets to declare war or martial law or himself king or whatever he intended.
Might just be another advertisement for beans
I hope he shits himself violently and has a stroke and dies on camera. I want the smell of his shit to be so vile, the secret servicemen who come to his aid instantly projectile puke on his corpse after a really big lunch. I want his administration to slip on the puke and hit their heads hard. Half fataly, and the other half sent to hospices for brain damaged vegetables where they shit themselves constantly. I want the nurses that take care of these vegetables to be abusive and hose the shit off them with a cold garden hose infrequently, until they die of sepsis from shitty bed sores.
I have high hopes.
If it just turns into 45 minutes of successive people coming into the room and vomiting from how gross the previous people made the room and passing out in the pile of people and vomit I would die happy.
Can I…get in on that wish there bruv
My man! Get in on this now. Hope with all your might.
Unfortunately, I think he’ll be like Kissinger, and his fat fucking hate-filled void where his heart should be is going to keep him alive for another 15 years. The Right is going to Weekend at Bernie’s him around as long as physically possible, because they know the backlash to… everything… is going to be severe.
Tis the season for miracles after all
Same lol
Or advertise a new hotel, like the last time the media believed he had something important to say.
This is actually most likely.
It’s going to be Venezuela.
I “matched” a girl from Venezuela. You know, had her entire profile in Spanish, but spoke perfect English? She was suggesting that maybe the invasion would help free them from Maduro.
Yeah. They’re trying to psy-op this already, and they know they don’t have the narrative or support it they’re gonna try it anyway.
Nah, it’s no psy-op. People truly hold these beliefs. I can’t blame them for it after the time they’ve had with Maduro, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s a belief held by the majority of Venezuelans. In Honduras, people are celebrating the Trump pardon of our narcotrafficker ex-president, saying Trump did the right thing, and cursing the current administration as if it could hold a candle to the crimes we saw during the other guy’s time in power. It’s unhinged, and yet it’s no less true. I can at least sympathize with the Venezuelans who think like that a ton more than I can with my own countrymen, bunch of fucking idiots that they are.
Edit: the perfect English is a byproduct of living in the shadow of the empire. Any chances of financial freedom can only be achieved by working for US companies. That binds you to a race to learn and be good at English as a second language. It’s probably true of any decently-sized city south of the US border. Those who don’t learn English are destined to end up serving those who do end up learning English.
Normally? Yeah. But this is about invading a foreign country because they nationalized their own oil.
This will involve children getting killed. So… No.
No it’s a bush level unforced error. Not just the administration, but the nation as well. Young men are about to go experience the joy of dying in a jungle as the rest of us suffer because the rest of the world fucking hates us and won’t trade with us anymore.
That’s kind of Trump’s MO, though. Distract from anything embarrassing or problematic for him by committing increasingly greater cruelties that push them off the front page.
You’ll excuse me for being skeptical.
Which part? The psy-op? The Venezuelan invasion?
Or the fact that I matched with anyone?
Yes
Fair
War in Venezuela? Yes, it’s war in Venezuela.
Or he will announce that the dems are now designated as a terrorist organization
Special military opperation.
Could be Canada or Greenland. Maybe all three?
We need to bring democracy to the Venezoilian people.
This old ass orange child rapist mother fucker thinks this is the 1950s and he’s going to be on all 3 channels and everyone will have to watch him.
Would you really put it past him to use the emergency warning system to try to force people to watch his decrepit lard ass talk? Personally I’d go chuck my phone into my car until it’s over while playing Cyberpunk 2077 and watching Eva.
He can address deez nuts.
A naval blockade, is an act of war. So, it’s already started. Hell of a thing to do to stop the release of the Epstein files.
War were declared.
-Wednesday, probably.
He’s declaring war on Venezuela
Probably not, it will be another “special operation”.
i remember this video of an indian guy who suffers a brain aneurysm on camera.
not outside the realm of possibility… just sayin
Still hoping to see this:
You are lying to yourself. He has the most comprehensive medical care on the planet. He is almost certainly having his vitals monitored 24 hours a day. They kept Cheney alive without a working heart 20 years ago.
They kept Cheney alive without a heart 20 years ago.
Big deal, like most politicians, especially republicans, he didn’t have one to start with…
Trump lived like absolute shit for the majority of his life, regardless of how well they keep an eye on him there are going to be underlying conditions they won’t be able to predict. Also his brain is melting, as a general rule the body can keep going for a shit tonne of time so long as the mind works but not really the other way around at least amongst the elderly.
He also absolutely seems like the type to leave a doctor’s appointment about how his diet is killing him and get McDonald’s on the way home.
Can you imagine being Trump’s doctor? He’s gotta be a fucking awful patient. Firing people who tell him things he doesn’t want to hear is his favorite past time.
I’d be right tempted to prescribe him something that would help one thing but probably nuke his other organs. But I guess that’s why I’m not a doc, more of a hacksaw medic, minimal training but I know just enough to keep someone from bleeding out.
Which is why he’s making up for lost time. He’s trying to get that Kissinger and Chaney lifetime. Which is what I think this address is about.
Yes I’m aware of such technology, we can do it with kidneys too. Doesn’t make it easy to maintain Trumps soft shitty body, bit like keeping a car working, gotta keep up maintance lest you deal with the unfixable sooner than expected.
Maybe if we all think about it hard enough, we can manifest it?
There’s a movie where the president (actually a decoy) fakes a stroke during a speech to Congress.
Please let this be “Dave”
edit: YES!
Can it be him walked to a guillotine? Cause I’d watch the shit out of that. Otherwise he can go fuck himself cause there’s not a goddamn thing floating around in his dementia addled child raping mind I want to hear.
What if all the stress with Epstein and everything just got to him and we truly had a joint universal Christmas gift? One can only dream.
Unfortunately though I think he’ll pull a Kissinger, and the pure vile hate void inside him will keep him alive for another 15 years.
I was always told the good die young, while I admit he’s well past his prime, I feel he’s evil enough to live damn near forever.
he will probably try to reanimate/raise the dead Kissinger’s corpse to distract the rubes
If I watched this at all, it’d just be to see if I could fill out my bingo card, here. . .
