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Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 days ago

Its always shit posting but never piss posting. Concerning dont you think? What about fart posting or vomit posting, how about cum posting?

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Its always shit posting but never piss posting. Concerning dont you think? What about fart posting or vomit posting, how about cum posting?

Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 days ago
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  • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.net
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    Amniotic fluid posting, aqueous posting, bile posting, blood posting, breast milk posting, sweat posting, cerebrospinal fluid posting, chyle posting, chyme posting, endolymph posting, extracellular fluid posting, Skene’s fluid posting, stomach acid posting, lymph posting, mucus posting, pericardial fluid posting, perilymph posting, peritoneal fluid posting, sputum posting, snot posting, pus posting, rheum posting, spit posting, serous fluid posting, synovia posting, tear posting, transudate posting, vaginal lubrication posting, vitreous posting, Cowper’s fluid posting…

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      All of my fluids and excretions in one singular post

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        our precious bodily fluids!

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        Cloaca posting

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    I don’t want to know what cum posting is scared

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      It’s gonna be horny af probably

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      It’s when you let organic matter decay into fertilizer

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    That’s my secret: I’m always fart posting

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