“We’re excited about seeing the aliens folks, y’know it’s been what, 20 years since I was abducted? It’s true! The media, oh they won’t report that, but I got to meet aliens, the little grey men, we had a wonderful time. I met my wife that way, you know, one of the Nordic aliens introduced me to Melania and folks, wow, head over heels. They wanted her to go with a reptile alien, can you believe that? Picking a stinky reptile man over me? There’s no question folks, so it’s a love story. Wow, aliens, where were we?”

What if he shrugs?