• buckykat [none/use name]
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    971 year ago

    ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Impossibly perfect, can never be achieved

    ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ This uber driver should be executed in the street

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      571 year ago

      It’s because it’s devised by business school idiots who never had a course with something like a 47% class average that gets curved up.

  • @dannoffs
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    391 year ago

    The only time I’ve given less than a 5 star to a Lyft driver homeboy was driving like a maniac on i80 while talking to me about how excited he was to move to Clearwater and then answered a call from his girlfriend and had a very sexually explicit conversation with her.

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      131 year ago

      Yeah every worker I have to review gets 5 star rating unless they like, spit in my face idk

      I also don’t report mistakes or get refunds unless it’s like, I paid and got close to nothing

      • @dannoffs
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        101 year ago

        I undersold the “driving like a maniac” it was the least safe I’ve ever felt in an Lyft and I’d been in one with broken seatbelts lol.

        • SerLava [he/him]
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          41 year ago

          Oh yeah for sure, id give a negative review for literally almost ending my life

    • @jasondj@ttrpg.network
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      21 year ago

      Clearwater

      You live in FL and this is the only time you’ve encountered this?

      Or you don’t live in FL and the driver was just a natural-born Florida Man?

      • @dannoffs
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        11 year ago

        I live in Sacramento lol. This was just a Florida man finally going to be with his people.

    • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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      41 year ago

      I’d identify something about the fabric or the weave or else the people doing the laundry will get blamed somehow

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      111 year ago

      Someone would literally have to shoot me in the kneecap to make me leave a less than perfect review. You can’t trick me in to giving management an excuse to fire someone. It’s so frustrating. Just pitting the little people against each other.

      • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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        1 year ago

        It’s so stupid though because if I were developing a customer survey system, I would automatically throw out all-5-star reviews because they’re very clearly fake and/or worthless. Which makes lots of people think you have to throw in a couple 4 stars so it looks real.

    • RoabeArt [he/him]
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      61 year ago

      At one of my old jobs, the yearly review system for employees consisted of different categories like communication, finishing assigned tasks in time, etc. on a scale of 1 to 5.

      Supervisors were forbidden from giving any worker a 5 in any category because “there’s always room for improvement.” I always thought it was horseshit because what’s even the point of having a 5 in the first place?

      • That’s dumb as shit but is also how I internally think of rating things, on a 5 star scale a true 5 is basically unachievable, it’s kind of an asymptotic approach towards 5, but I round up and call it a 5 at a certain point because otherwise that’s just a 4 point scale