Fucken zoomers… back in my day we called it a troika

I hear they have special tattoos.

You can’t, we already have 3. If you joined it wouldn’t be a triad.

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Step 1: Set up a pentagram or whatever you can do

Step 2: Get bunch of spoons

Step 3: Put grain on the pentagram

Step 4: Say karl mark 100 times

Step 5: Now pick the spoon up

Step 6: At this point the grain shall levitate to the spoon

Step 7: Consume the grain that followed you

conclusion : Done now you are part of the triad

Step 1 fly to hong kong