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SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

Hey I'm heading to the store, y'all need anything?

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Hey I'm heading to the store, y'all need anything?

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SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    2 years ago

    yeah, you know what i feel like right now?

    • SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      2 years ago

      Go to the beer truck for beer

  • take_five_seconds [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    2 years ago

    pack of gay smokes and a 12 pack of gay beer thanks

    • SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      2 years ago

      You can just go to the Soviet beer truck for beer dude

      • take_five_seconds [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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        oh i didn’t know that was in town

        • SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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          It’s parked in front of our housing block every Thursday and Saturday. I know you know this because I saw you pass out behind it, twice.

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        I like this idea but it seems like there would be sanitary issues that would be easier to deal with if your beer was in smaller containers. Also ever had the keg bottoms from a bar? Probably not cause they don’t sell it and give it away to kitchen stsff cause it’s gross. With thsr kind of horizontal structure that seems like it’d be 1/3rd bottom and also sunlight would heat thst shit up

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          deleted by creator

  • conditional_soup@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    Um, yeah, can I get a uhhhhhhh

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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    lemme get a uhhhhhhhhhh gay

  • capitanazo [ey/em]@hexbear.net
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    2 years ago

    The Gay Store called, and they’re running out of you!!!

  • QuillcrestFalconer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    2 years ago

    I would like 1 (one) gay please

    • SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Are you gonna Venmo me for that cuz it’s kinda expensive

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    2 years ago

    tell Phi–he works there–l to stop gettin’ his dunk sunked by Bam at 4am.

    • SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Oh man Bam, you gotta stop suckin my dick, I gotta go to work in the mornin

  • omenmis [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    2 years ago

    yeah uh can you get the weed that makes you freaking gay

    • SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      You smoke way too much of that shit.

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        ok but i gotta smoke more of it. maybe if i smoke enough ill become the ultimate gay

  • tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Just go sit on the shelf, I heard they’re running out of You

    • SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      I’m off the clock right now, they got another gay guy

  • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Your mom and I are out of (gay) condoms.

  • SchillMenaker [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    2 years ago

    Grab me the box set of regular Frasier

    • conditional_soup@lemm.ee
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      2 years ago

      Been looking for a reasonably priced box set of the x-files recently. Think they got it?

  • Beetle [hy/hym]@hexbear.net
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    A cute guy would be nice

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    2 years ago

    A couple of drab hoodies, please.

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